Reasons for Leaving Game

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Little sister microwaved our cat again sorry brb

Ninjas are attacking my house and I have to defend my honor.

Grandma's teeth stuck in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich gotta go to the hospital

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them! g2g

report me, riot won't do ****

Its past my bedtime.

brb tornado

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