Funny League Phrases

Reasons For Being AFK

Sorry, the local militia opened fire at my village

g2g computer store closing

brb got to take a piss, be back in 30-40 minutes

LAG

dog ran away had to chase

my pool's on fire

cat on keybaodrqwere

OMG my house is on fire!

brb ice cream truck outside

brb taking fish for a walk

bathroom

brb russia attacked wrong country

g2g dota2 finished patching

brb gotta turn my computer on

keyboard stopped working

teacher caught me, sorry guys gtg

Power went out. I'll tell you guys when it comes back!

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