Little sister microwaved our cat again sorry brb
Ninjas are attacking my house and I have to defend my honor.
Grandma's teeth stuck in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich gotta go to the hospital
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them! g2g
report me, riot won't do ****
Its past my bedtime.
brb tornado
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