fnaf sb incorrect quotes

part 1

going until around 1000 words, just sun+moon quotes for this one
I HAD NSFW AND SHIPPING QUOTES ON, JUST SO YOU KNOW! pls ignore canon this is for fun

Sun: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Y/N'*
Moon: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*

Moon: *speaking Spanish*
Y/N: I know, I know.
Sun: You speak Spanish?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Sun speaks.

Moon: I'm not doing to well.
Sun: What's wrong?
Moon: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Y/N enters the room*
Moon: There it is again.

Y/N: Hey, do you know the password to Sun's computer?
Moon: Fuck you, Y/N.
Y/N: Hey!!
Moon: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouY/N".
Y/N: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Y/N: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Sun: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Moon: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

 Moon: Y/N! What did I tell you about lying?
 Y/N, looking down: ...That it only works on Sun.

Moon: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Y/N: Do not do that.
Moon: You won't even notice!
Sun, entering: Moon, you wanted to see me again?
Moon: Y/N's single
Y/N:

Sun: Moon, I am questioning your sanity...
Y/N: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Y/N: Moon annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Sun: But there's nothing special about tomorrow!
Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

Y/N: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Moon: Cool.
Y/N: Do you know who Joe is?
Moon: JOE MAMA!
Sun, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.

Y/N: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Moon: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Y/N: Fuck you.

Sun: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Y/N: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Moon: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
Y/N: You should not be working in a daycare.

Y/N: You have to apologize to Sun!
Moon: Fine!
Moon: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Sun, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Moon: Moose Tracks is good!
Y/N: What the fuck is that!?
Moon: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Y/N: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Moon and Sun: what?
Y/N: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Sun: You done now?
Y/N: Yeah ok.
Moon and Sun: ...
Y/N: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

Y/N: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Moon: Did you ask Sun?
Y/N: They said no.
Moon: Then why did you ask me?
Y/N: They're not the boss of you.
Moon, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Y/N: I am strong! I beat Sun at arm wrestling!
Moon: Anyone can beat Sun at arm wrestling!
Sun: Hey-

Sun: What happened?!
Moon: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Sun: Sh-short??
Moon: Shit's fucked.
Sun: Okay, long.
Moon: Shit's very fucked.

Sun: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Moon: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Y/N: Dammit, Moon, you ruined everything!
Moon: You're welcome.

Moon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Sun: You and me!
Moon: *tearing up* Ok.

Sun, upon learning how Moon did a magic trick: So you're not magic?
Moon: Well, not really.
Sun: You're just a liar.

Moon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Sun: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Moon: But you're always acting stupid?
Sun: ...
Sun: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Sun: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Y/N: Oklahoma City, bitch!

Moon: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Sun: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Moon: Because they're dead.
Sun: *disturbed*

Moon: I'm sad.
Sun: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Sun: And das not good.

Moon: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Sun: Mine just says "Sun no."
Moon: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Moon: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Moon: *cuts piece of cake*
Sun: ...Can I have some?
Moon: Cake is for talkers.

Moon: Start talking!
Sun: Well, I-
Moon: Shut up!

Sun: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Moon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Moon: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Sun: Awww, no, you haven't!
Moon: So why do you keep cooking?

Sun: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Moon: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Sun: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Moon: Being a fish.
Sun: Well, shit.

Y/N: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Moon: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Sun: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Moon: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Sun: I know one person who finds me funny!
Moon: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Sun: Okay then I'm out.

Moon: Sun, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Sun: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

Sun: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Moon: Nat 20 Charisma.
Sun: That is NOT how that works-

Moon: Sun, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I'd like to withdraw that statement-
Sun: Aww, thanks-
Moon: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.