Here's a description on the ancients in my crack au
Pure vanilla
pore vnail
Finds a way to get therapy for every possible thing and is constantly emotional. Clings to white lily for dear life. Lies to himself that everything will be okay
White lily
A goddess- (love her)
Actually mentally stable. Literally perfection.the other ancients bring hell upon her, poor thing. So elegant as always. Stan her
Golden Cheese
Charli brown cookie edition. Wings can magically disappear without a trace because I forget they have wings.
Hollyberry
Just a drunk grandma with ADHD that listens to crk edition of the daycare theme from security breach on repeat everyday. It's a daily routine.
Dark cacao
Sings drivers license about his son
"I got my driver's license last week, considering I'm supposed to be like 7,000 years old but who cares, and now I'm stalking my son in my car, which shouldn't be a thing yet, but oh well"
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Sorry this is short I didn't feel like putting my usual 1% of effort-
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HumorCrack headcannons and scenarios Includes Pure vanilla cookie Holly berry cookie White lily cookie Dark cacao cookie Golden cheese cookie Possible custard cookie Possible dark choco Dark enchantress cookie Other dark cookies And some background cha...
