|Team 7 on crack|

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Okay so there were like 5 requests in my inbox for this book so I decided why the fuck not?

P.S this chapter is just some prompts but the next chapters would be extra scenes and some background stuff, movies would come when I reach the chapters near their timeline.

(Chapter for the main book would come on Friday)

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Sakura: What are we doing?

Kiyoshi: Wasting our lives.

Sasuke: Plotting murder.

Kiyoshi: *Shrugs* That too.

Naruto: . . .She meant for lunch-

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Kiyoshi: I know we don't get along but-

Sasuke: Murder?

Kiyoshi: Murder.

Kakashi: Of course, It takes murder for you two to get along!

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Kiyoshi: It must be hard not being able to laugh

Sasuke: I do have a sense of humor

Kiyoshi:? I've never heard you laugh before?

Sasuke: I've never heard you say something funny before

Kiyoshi: biTCH!

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Kakashi: Sorce?

Kiyoshi: Trust me, bro

Kakashi: That's not very reliable-

Naruto: DON'T QUESTION THE WOMAN!

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Kiyoshi: *Training* Damnit!

Naruto: Want me to go to another room so you could say bad words?

Kiyoshi: Yes, please.

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Naruto: *Just existing*

Kiyoshi: Shut up, you're too cute for this world.

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Kiyoshi: Hey! Those are my kids you motherfucker!

Naruto: Di-did we just get adopted, dattebayo?

Sakura: I think-?

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Sakura: Hey, are you guys d-

Kiyoshi: Dead inside?

Naruto: Drained?

Sasuke: Depressed?

Kakashi: Deprived of sleep?

Sakura: . . .Done with the assignment- You guys need help!

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Naruto: I think we're missing something.

Sakura: Teamwork?

Sasuke: Cohesion?

Kiyoshi: A general sense of what the ever-loving fuck we're doing?

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Sasuke: Who keeps playing circus music whenever I make a life decision?

Kiyoshi:. . .I don't know man . . .

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Naruto: I'm water-hungry!

Kiyoshi: . . .you mean thirsty?

Naruto: . . .Water hungry. . .

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Naruto: *gets a paper cut*

Kiyoshi: *gasp!* Oh my, you sweet poor thing!

Sasuke: *gets stabbed*

Kiyoshi: Oh walk it off, you big crybaby! *proceeds to heal him with a scowl*

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Kiyoshi: You are the most arrogant, ignorant, selfish, bitchy ass piece of shit I've ever met!

Sasuke: Hn.

Kiyoshi: And illiterate too.

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