Senju Kiyoshi: Extras

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Kiyoshi

"No, that's not how it fucking works boys! Don't you know how it works?! Wait, of course, you don't otherwise you wouldn't have asked me this stupid question!"

Sometimes, I really, really hate being a medical-nin. Why? Well, some idiots keep asking some dumb ass question it takes 10 mins to get out of their red faces.

"It. . . doesn't?" Lee looked so lost as well as did the rest of the boys. The boys included Naruto, Kiba, Lee, and Choji, who were probably here themselves. I bet Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, and Shino were dragged here. 

My bets are never wrong.

But still, even the more intelligent batch seemed like they learned something new.

I'm not even gonna bother with the question. It was dumb. Way over dumb.

Naruto folded his arms and nodded twice. "Hm, I thought something like that too dattebayo!" No, you didn't, Naruto. No, you didn't.

"Seems like I'll stick around. Why? Because Kiyoshi's medical knowledge may be helpful. We all should stick around. Why? Because Kiyoshi is one of the most knowledgable people in that area."

Sasuke stuffed his hands in his pockets and scoffed. "Maybe you all should. I have her on my team."

"And? It doesn't guarantee that she'll always be there to heal you. Shino is right." Kiba said.

Shikamaru yawned. "Man, what a drag. However, I know if my Kaa-Chan heard about this she would be happy." He made a face and looked at me. "She keeps telling me to tighten our friendship. Saying you're a good influence."

"Senju. . .a good influence?" Sasuke looked like he wanted to laugh but he smirked instead. 

I scowled and looked away. "Do you want the knowledge or do you not teme?!" Naruto snorted, looking somewhat proud.

A sparkle went off in Lee's eyes. He stood in front of me and bowed 90°. "Gai-sensei always says that learning new things is youthful. PLEASE TEACH ME!"

Three dark lines came onto my forehead. "Erm. . .right, totally youthful." I then sighed and looked at them. This was not the kind of conversation I wanted to have at the dangos shop. But, ah, god or gods hate me.

I put my hands in the Ram sign and wood shot up making benches for them to sit. They did, some more reluctantly than others.

"Do you believe this is a good idea?" Neji asked me before sitting. I gave him a closed eyed-smile. "Nope! But you guys are paying for my tea and dangos so-" I shrugged. 

"Can I have some too?" Choji asked and I offered him some. He took three sticks. 

"Now, then." I put my hands on the bench and looked them straight in the eye. "Let's get into some things that might happen considering how dumb y'all are."

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They looked so, so traumatized. 

"So- we have to tear open the wound more and then-"

"Take out the infected blood and stitch the wound back. Simple." I answered with a smile to Lee's question. He gulped.

"Hn. I'm out." Sasuke said and stood up, walking away with his hands in his pockets. 

"What if you're-" Choji protested.

"She'll heal me."

"And if Kiyoshi's not-" Neji called out.

"Guess I'll die." Then he vanished. I blinked. Did Uchiha just- say something sweet regarding me?

Awwwww!!!

"Geez, he got scared so easily," Naruto commented. 

"Were you even listening?"Kiba asked with a sweatdrop.

"No?"

I snorted. Ah, yes. My best friend everyone.