The promised Neverland Incorrect Quotes, Crack and Some AU's

Chapter 34:- Demons on Crack

[At Queen Legravalima's funeral, crowds of mourners sob and wail over the open casket.]

Leuvis and Sonju, internally: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

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[Sonju hosting Queen Legravalima's funeral ]

Take 1:- 

Sonju:- We are all gathered to celebrate- 

Take 2:-

Sonju:- We are all gathered here to burn up 

Take 390:- 

Sonju:- we are here to mourn the death of mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy witc- sister Legravalima.

Mujika:-* gives some eye drop to her eyes and started crying* 

Emma:- Why are you crying? 

Mujika:- Why...... Why God has to take her away from us *sniff sniff*

Emma:- You forgot she wants to kill you and eat your meat and she killed your family, friends and ate them.

Mujika:- Oh I am just crying because I wanted to practise my crying nothing else and if you think I am crying for this bitch then you are wrong. 

Emma:- * shocked* should I be concerned.......

Sonju:- So I have to say nice stuff about my *dear sister* now right?????????

Emma:- Yes, I guess. 

Sonju:- Well there was one time when she almost killed me while I was training with her. Then there was when she wanted to kill me and eat my meat. Oh don't worry we all know she used to be an witch.  Oh my sister was kind of a baddie. 

Ray:- Wow.

Emma:- Look that demon passed out.

Everyone:- OMG

Sonju:- I am not killing it. 

Emma & Ray:- No you are not.

Sonju:- I only like killing my sister. Get it? 

Sonju:- Bec I am one who killed it. 

Emma & Ray:- Sonju 

Sonju :- Let's turn this thing up. 

Then suddenly music started playing 

Sonju, Lewis and Norman started dancing 

Emma:- Why are you dancing norman?

Norman:- Oh I just like dancing wanna dance? 

 Ray :- Eh... Why not there is fun in funeral so let's have some fun.  *Then started dancing*

Emma:- If everyone is dancing then let's dance 

Then everyone started dancing and rip the witch queen.