Simmons: Which SHIELD do you like better, the Coulson Shield or "New" SHIELD?
Coulson: The me of SHIELDS!
Hunter: I'm debating... The one where a Cyborg monster comes to save us V.S. Gonzales is a hard choice...
Coulson: Geez Hunter, forgive me! He saved our lives!
Hunter: the word Forgiveness and Hunter don't go together!
May: You forgave Bobby like 50 times, and started loving her again
Hunter: That's different! I've given up on forgiveness!
May: Sure it is...😏
Skye: The answer is obvious, Simmons!!!
Fitz: You mean the Coulson one? This question confuzzles me!
Coulson: *facepalm*
Skye: Yes, Fitz! The Coulson one...
Fitz: Yah Simmons, get it right!
Simmons: YOUNG MAN, don't talk to me like that! How many Pestoli Ravioli with a hint of pastrami sandwiches have I made you? (Author's note: Is that the sandwich name? I'm pretty sure it is!)
Fitz: Fifty-Seven *looks at floor* They are my babies!
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Agents Of Shield Texting Group
FanfictionSkye, Coulson, Fitz, and blah blah blah, you already know who the rest of the team is, they aren't as important as those first three! Well, anyways, these "special" agents text each other and I've happened to find their text chains! So stay tuned my...