Fitz's Babies

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Simmons: Which SHIELD do you like better, the Coulson Shield or "New" SHIELD?

Coulson: The me of SHIELDS!

Hunter: I'm debating... The one where a Cyborg monster comes to save us V.S. Gonzales is a hard choice...

Coulson: Geez Hunter, forgive me! He saved our lives!

Hunter: the word Forgiveness and Hunter don't go together!

May: You forgave Bobby like 50 times, and started loving her again

Hunter: That's different! I've given up on forgiveness!

May: Sure it is...😏

Skye: The answer is obvious, Simmons!!!

Fitz: You mean the Coulson one? This question confuzzles me!

Coulson: *facepalm*

Skye: Yes, Fitz! The Coulson one...

Fitz: Yah Simmons, get it right!

Simmons: YOUNG MAN, don't talk to me like that! How many Pestoli Ravioli with a hint of pastrami sandwiches have I made you? (Author's note: Is that the sandwich name? I'm pretty sure it is!)

Fitz: Fifty-Seven *looks at floor* They are my babies!

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