Chocolate is me bestie

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Simmons: What would u do if u where allergic to chocolate?

Skye: DIEEEEEE

Fitz: Drama queen*glares at Skye*

Hunter: Drink beer.

Simmons: You always do that...

Hunter: Oh yah... *giggles*

Coulson: I don't like chocolate🍫

Skye: AFGFKEBCD😈😑😭😱

Fitz: DRAMA QUEEN!

Skye: Says the one writing in all caps!

May: I'd kill more people because Chocolate and I are besties!

Skye: But... I'm your bestie!!!

May: I'll let you believe that!

Skye: *cries*

Hunter: U wanna join me for beer?

Skye: Sure, why not?

Hunter: CHEERS TO CHOCOLATE!

Skye: I'm never saying cheers to May because she's evil, and Coulson because he doesn't like chocolate!

Coulson: You are fired.

Skye: But... Come on chocolate! Let's go be besties!

May: CHOCOLATE NOOO! WE ARE BESTIES!

Chocolate: *runs with Skye because May is creepy*

Hunter: Come on May, you want some beer?

May: CHOCOLATE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! MY LAST RESORT WAS HAVING BEER WITH HUNTER!

Hunter: The beer offer is withdrawn

Skye: Look who's the drama queen now, Fitz! *glares at May*

May: *glares at Skye and Chocolate*

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