GEAH Sam x Guy Oneshots

Box Rewritten

(Contains: Fluff)

"This looks like a lovely box for two."

Sam and Guy jumped into the box so they could continue their journey. They were headed to South Shvizelton because that's the farthest a single bruckle could take them.

Once the box got loaded into the delivery truck, Sam pulled out a delicious green eggs and ham kebab.

"How did you pay for that?" Guy asked.

"I didn't! I struck up a conversation with the vendor and he gave it to me for free." Sam said before taking a bite out of the kebab.

Guy chuckled. "Of course! Why wouldn't they be free! Everything always turns out fine for Sam! You do wrong, you get rewarded, I do right, and it all blows up in my face!" He went on, "When her hat landed in my hands, I REALLY thought your luck rubbed off on me. Then I receive some of that 'Sam I am mojo' and you know what happens to me? I get soused, and doused, and fished, and flattened, and when I try to be HONEST, suddenly I'm RANDY!"

Guy slumped down into the packing peanuts with a frown on his face. Sam hated seeing his buddy upset, and it was gonna be a few hours before they arrived.

"You know what?" Guy said, "I'm just gonna take a nap. I don't want to deal with you right now."

As his friend tried to drift off to sleep, Sam had an idea. He quickly sunk under the packing peanuts and the sound caused Guy to sit up.

"Sam?" He asked, looking around the box as if it was big enough for Sam to go missing.

Suddenly, his ears began to flop up and down as he felt something petting his mane. Sam then popped up from beneath the packing peanuts and looked at Guy.

"Hahaha! Your ears are all floppy!" He said.

Guy wasn't saying anything. He closed his eyes and let a smile go across his face. It was odd but nice. Usually he'd be pushing Sam away and yelling at him, but this time he was actually enjoying the physical affection.

It must've been the dog aspect of him since that's what Knox's are. Highly evolved dogs. But not evolved enough to resist being pet apparently.

Sam knew a good bit about dogs because when he was at the orphanage he'd sneak into an alley alone that had plenty of stray dogs around.

He then heard a consistent thumping sound and saw Guy's foot tapping fast. Sam was starting to get excited.

He then placed one hand on the Knox's belly and another behind one of his ears, then he started scratching. Guy's ears flopped more and his foot tapped faster. His grin was as big as it ever could be and he didn't say a word.

Sam smiled and stopped petting the Knox. This caused his grin to slowly go down and his ears and foot to stop moving. It was like he had just gotten out of a trance.

Guy looked straight as Sam with a frown on his face. He huffed.

"Don't. Do. That. AGAIN." He said with a stern tone.

Sam yawned. "Not planning on it. Im tired." He said as he stretched his arms.

Suddenly, he flopped onto Guy and was immediately asleep. He wanted to protest, but Guy just sighed and did the same.