My Personal Headcannons For Dating Wilford and Wilford Himself:
• Pet names for you: Sunshine, gumdrop, sweetheart, honey bun, honey, sugar, baby, and starlight.
• Pet names for him: Wilfy, Wil, candyman, babe, baby, bear, and honey.
• Goofy ass bastard.
• Cuddles every night. He lives for affection.
• I feel like he'd probably have pink highlights instead of his hair just being bright pink.
• You get to wear his suspenders when he's not using them and he loves it.
• He wonders how you put up with him but he loves that you can.
• You both like messing with the other egos and pranking them.
• Hugs and kisses are provided every second of the day no matter what.
• I also hc him being a beefcake. Like big buff boy. Hence why I think "Bear" would be a cute pet name for him.
• He would be a bit taller than Mark but not drastically a lot.
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