"I woke up in a dark, cold room.
Everything felt dirty, but I couldn't see.
I thought I was dead .
i heard The sound of moving water
Suddenly I was awake struggling for air. I was in a tub of dirty bathwater in a fucking bathroom that hadnt been cleaned in years, maybe centuries for i know! " ada- i mean sponkbionlk said frustrated
"How long do you think you were in the tub?" said the officer, trying to get a time frame of when he was taken.
" I DONT KNOW I WAS UNCONSCIOUS, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON"
"Just tell me everything you remember" the officer said staying calm
"Fine...
3rd person:
The room itself was pitch black, spionkbocik lifts himself out of the
tub and falls onto the floor, coughing and gasping from the shock.
He manages to get to his feet, but as he moves forward he realizes
that his ankle is chained to something. He feels his way over
to a pipe in the corner, reaching down and pulling at his chain
that is attached to it. He cries out, his voice frantic, frightened,
and a bit hastraircal
" Help! Someone help me!"
He looks out into the darkness " Is someone there? Hey!"
"Shit, I'm probably dead."
"You're not dead."
spoungboik quickly turns in the direction of the voice. Holding his
arms out for balance, he tries to look across the room to whoever
is speaking, but still cannot see a thing.
"Who's that? Who's that?!" "
There's no point in yelling, I already tried it."
"Turn on the lights!"
" Would if I could."
"What the fuck is going on? Where am I?"
I dont know yet.
What is that smell?
Shh! Hang on a second, I think I found something.
With a loud click and an even louder buzzing sound, the very
bright fluorescent lights come to life, lighting up in rows,
starting from the end of the other person and moving towards splinkerboob. As they flickered, the unknown man said
" come on,"
sponkbib is nearly blinded by the sudden change from pitch
black to bright white and squints in pain, holding up his arms
to cover his face. finally
start to adjust, and he looks around the room. He and we see
Unknown man, who also winces from the glare of the lights, standing
by the light switch and the door. He is on the opposite end of
the room, also chained to a pipe in the corner by his foot. He
wears no shirt. He is a starfish mid to late forties,with bald and pink skin Dark circles are under his eyes. Both men are barefoot.
The starfish's eyes adjust to the light and he sees across the room.
Then, his gaze starts towards the center of the room, as does
slinkbovk, who steps forward as much as he can, a look of horror
on his face. We see lying face down the body of a man who has
blown his brains out, lying in a pool of blood, clad in only
boxer shorts and a tee shirt. In his left hand is a gun, in his
right hand is a micro cassette recorder.
"Holy shit!"
He turns towards the tub and leans over, gagging and coughing.
The starfish in the meantime hops forward the best he can, studying
the body with a look of fear and concern. Splinkboe stops coughing
and turns back around, takes another look at the body and around
the room. He looks down at his chain then starts to completely
freak out, grabbing and pulling at his chain.
Shlongboy stops pulling at the chain, stands up and looks to pink guy (fnaf reference)
his breathing fast and heavy. His voice is not yelling anymore
but still just as hysterical.
"What the fuck is this?"
"Calm down, just calm down". The starfish says knowing
that to remain calm is to remain in
control, "Are you hurt?"
splingkob looks down at himself, shrugging slightly.
I don't know...yeah!
What's your name?
"My name is Very Fucking Confused! What's your name?
What's going on here?"
"wow so your always a smartass, cool" says the officer interupting the story
