the story of obama and putin

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by gojosbigazz

by gojosbigazz

obama pov:

i was missing putin because when we first met it has been already almost 5 years.

putin pov:
i was riding ronttu in Siberia. I got facebook message from my friend, Obama. He is so handsome i could ride HIM instead of ronttu.. He is perfect.

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Obama <3

hi there~
hi, how are you doing

im doing fine, when are you coming
to america?

hmm, maybe today!

of course.

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I asked my body guards take me to america so i could see obama again. I got plane to america for tomorrow.

2two days later

I walked to obamas house with my bodyguards. I called to obama. He didnt respond. I called to his body guard and he responded.
"how can i help you?" he asked
"hi, its me putin im here to visit obama, could i come in"
"oh hi putin its have been ling time come in i will come open the door. " he replied
"thank you"
end of the call

obama pov:

i was talking with joe biden at my room. i feel like he has crush on me even i said it myself.. then i got call from one of my bodyguards and i answered.
"Putin is here to see you." he said
"o-oh why didnt h-he tell me-"
" i dont know"
end of the call

"BIDEN YOU HAVE TO GO IN SOMEWHERE TO HIDE PUTIN IS COMING RIGHT NOW!! HE WILL START A WAR WITH US IF HE FIND OUT THAT I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS IMAGINE HIM RIDING WITH BEARS AND HIS BUFFALO!!!" i screamed.
"WHAT WHY YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS YOU SAID THAT IM YOUR ONLY ONE" he screamed at me
"IM SO SORRY BIDEN!"

Putin walked in.

"Putin i-i can explain!" i said

putin pov:

"its okay.. BUT you have to pay me this~" he said
"h-how!?" i said while biden just sitting on the bed like scared little puppy.
"you guys.. have to be good boys for daddy~~" he said teasingly
"s-sure.. pu-"
"MY NAME IS DADDY!" he yelled.
"s-sorry, daddy."
"thats better. now biden.. what i should do to you~~"
"im not ya housewife" he said
"ohh~ then i can make you be one.." i said with big smirk on my handsome face.

"oh while obama sucks me, you should go buy some beer for all of us~" i said to joe aka housewife.
he looked at me disgusted.
"why you want obama suck your toes.." he asked while blushing like crazy.
"dont worry about it, now go i will pay them, here take this" i gave him sack of money.

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