Once upon a time in a far away under the sea lair, which was totally not ripping off Star Wars... A little slut named Abigale ate her peas and brussel sprouts up in da kitchen. (Later she used the leftovers as a 'toy') Her mother thought nothing of her sneaking off to her living quarters with a plate FULL of veggies ;). In fact, her mother knew exactly what she was doing from her own experiences. In high school once, she and her friend girls snuck off to the library during lunch with SIXTY FULLL SIZE CARROTS. (mmmm). ANYWAYS, the sea slut went out to explore the sea slut world which was nearly as big as the sea sluts vagina (she uses MAXI SEAPONS so she'd know. ). In the sea slut world, she ran into a boy named SeaGorliums. She puffed up her little Seaass so she could impress him with her seabooty sweg. She had alsoheard he gave some pretty good seadick. So the two had rough seasex, ending with the seaslut needing stitches on her pelvis(it was some freaky seashit) As she laid in the hospital SeaR, they had even MORE seasex, which all the nurses came in the room to watch and record, because lets be real, that was some pretty hot sex (theey need to go on SeaHub.com!!!) Soon, the nurses, doctors, patients, and elderly joined in for a hospital wide orgy. Even though she was merely a human with a scuba mask, the SeaGorliums, a mermaid, still could give out dick to unsuspecting humankind. Barrackoli Obama (read the fanfic pls its fiyah) would even join in occasionally. She actualy used to give guys head for their seamixtapes so she could illegally download them onto Seacloud. The moral of the story is the sea slut turns into a mermaid when she masturbates, which is 420 times a day (smoke weed erryday smoke weed etryday blaze it). But yet she did not realize that she had this opportunity, because she had never used the magical brussel sprouts of baby island, she had only used her majestic seavibrator friend. The salt from the seavibrator gave her a nasty ass seainfection in her lower regions (even though she really liked the sizzle sizzle feeling it gave her ;) ) So when she did become a mermaid, she immediately went to find SeaGorliums and attempt mermaid sex. She found out thogh, that seamermaidsluts cannot have regular sex, but they had to do anal, because mermaids don't have legs to bust open. eVEN THOUGH MERMAIDS DONT HAVE BUTTS THEREFORE HAVING NO BUTTHOLES TO HAVE ANAL WITH!! THEY DONT HAVE FUCKING VAGINAS EITHER SO LATER SHE FOUND OUT THAT SHE COULDN'T HAVE ANY SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she had to give up her masturbation addiction so she could yet again have sex and never turn into a punk ass mermaid ever again. Mermaids aren't cool, they're forever virgins. Masturbation is a sin they say but SINNERS ARE WINNERS SO GO GRAB THAT CARROT AND GO GO GO!!!
from an mmmmmmmm productions ;)
