K-12

Drama club and strawberry short cake (because im lazy XD)

Me and crybaby and Anglita walk down the hallway and I say to them "Oh no I think i'm going to be late for class!"

Crybaby says "Who cares at this point?"

I say "true. I'm so exhausted"

Anglita and Crybaby look at me and say "same"

I say to Agnlita "Me and Crybaby should really get to class bye Agnlitea"

Agnlitea says "see ya later girls"

We walk into the theare late and the teacher mr.Cornwell says "Tragedy and comedy. Two sides of the same dramatic coin and we are going to be exploring both in this play. Even the late comers"

He nods to both of us as we walk in to take are seats and he contiues to say "Alright everyone, please turn to your scripts. Look to page two and find the roles to which you've been assigned."

Crybaby says "Right, so about that. Um, is it possable to get assigned to a differnt role? Maybe one that's not so domestic? Like a flim director? Or the president of the United states!"

The students start to laugh at his joke and this one boy turns around and looks at us and says "President? What a joke. Your kind are too soft and too sentive  to handle a man's job"

I say "Haveing a larger capacity to feel and express emotions are one of the many qualitlies that make us superior to your kind"

(waning anglita is going to talk about some sexual content if you don't like that THEN STOP READING THIS PART you have been warned if your fine then contiue reading)

We meet up with anglita outside after burying the principal's body 

Anglita asks "so you guys wanna go play tennis?"

Me and Crybaby say togher "OOo yeah"

We all start runing and Crybaby see Celeste muttering about her class work and writeing 

Crybaby says "Hey Celeste, wait up"

Celeste turns around and says "Oh,hey! Umm... Did you guys find a place to dump the principal?"

I say "Yea we just did it. Done deal."

Celeste says "Perfect."

(This is the part that i was talking about so you have been warried)

Anglita asks me and Crybaby and Celeste "Did you guys know there are actually two holes down there?"

I say "You didn't know that you had a butthole?"

Anglita says "No, I mean in your vagina. There are two separate holes!"

Crybaby asks "Are you sure?"

Anglita nods 

I say "I think I need to see a doctor"

Celeste says "Hey guys....?"

Anglita says "Yeah, there's your urethra and your vagina"

Celeste says "You guys?"

I say "Oh okay, got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of and the other one can-"

Celeste says "Why does no one listen to me? Guys! The ball is floating away!"

I say "Oh shit, the ball! I feel like were going the wrong way."

Crybaby says "I swear I just saw it!"

Anglitea says to crybaby "Hey."

Crybaby snaps out of her day dream and asks "Hmmm?"

I say "You there?"

Crybaby says "yea"

Anglitea starts groning 

I ask "Are you ok?"

Anglitea says "Ahh, I feel so sick. like this is the worst stomach pain I've ever experinced."

anglitea drops her book and kealls to pick them up 

then me crybaby and celeste see that she has some blood on the back of her skirt and we go "Ohh"

we walk into the bathroom together 

anglea says "Ugh, why right now?"

I look at her and say "Well...I mean it had to happen some time"

Crybaby looks over at the machine of tanpons and says "It says there's one tanpon left, do you guys have any change?"

Me anglea and celeste say "Nope"

Crybaby uses her powers to open the machine 

crybaby sighs and says "It's fucking empty. Whatever. Who knows what kind of crazy shit's in them anyways"

I say "I mean yes toxic shock is really, but still tanpons should be free"

Anglea says "What do I do now?"

Me and crybaby and celeste all say "Toilet paper"

Celeste asks "you good in there"

Anglea says "Yeah"

Celeste asks "You need me to get you another roll of toilet paper"

Me and Crybaby giggle

anglea says "That'd be great yeah"

I say to crybaby "I think i'm going to be late for class."

Anglea says "Ugh empathize with me alittle!"

I say "I'm sorry"

Aglea walks out of the bathroom stall with a purple sweter around her wast

Crybaby says "Cute sweater. Where'd you get that from?"

anglea says "Just a little someing i wipped up. What? I wasn't going to walk around looking looking like I sat in rasberrys all day"

One of the nurses walks in to the bathroom and says to us "get back to class! You little bitch"