How to fall down the stairs

Introduction

Note: cover pic by tetyana kovyrina

Stairs are a crucial part of our everyday life.
And sometimes they become more crucial when you can state them as a valid excuse to get out of that event which you consented to in your extroverted moment.
The excuse goes as, "i fell down the stairs".
And it is assumed that you have been hurt very badly by the bad stairs.
So it is very important that you know how to fall down from them.
It is for those normal functional human beings who can walk straight without falling.

Warning. It may lead to ridicule and public embarrassment if you fall funnily