middle-earth featuring else and tofu

STORY 1: (discontinued)

CHAPTER 1 !

It was a beautiful day. Else was walking outside in the middle of nowhere. She lives in Lothlórien but ran away as she got bored.

Else was walking while singing love talk, "loving the way your body talkSss tou-" Suddenly the floor under her feet dissappeared and everything became black.

When Else woke up she looked around and she saw she was in the earth, "OH my god did they think i was dead?!" Else screams, "did they bury me alive?!" Else started to freak out. She looks up and saw the blue sky. She stares at it, but then..
"AAAAA JESUS CHRIST" Else shouts.

A person appeared looking down at Else, who was in the hole in the ground.
"Are you okay?" The person asks. He has long brown hair and he looks musty.

"Wow" Else says as she tries to touch his face. "Are you okay?" The person asks again. "Yeah I am, are you jesus?" Else asks him.

"No I'm not" he smiles and offers Else a hand. "Thought so" Else replied, "you are way too musty and crusty to be him" she laughed.

He pulls Else out of the hole. "Wow" Else looks around, "are we in heaven now? It looks nice" She excitedly jumps around.
The brown hair jesus dude laughs while smiling at her.

"Follow me" he speaks to Else and holds out a hand. Else slaps his hand, "I can walk myself you know" she says.
"Kay" he replies and walks away. Else curiously follows him.

They arrive and Else sees a group of people. Some are really small. "Hey guys, I found this girl while I was checking Legolas's booby traps".
Else proudly smiles while the brown hair jesus guy pats her shoulder.
"Hey," a blonde guy says, "sorry about my booby traps, they were meant for orks." He smiles at Else.

"You sure she's not an ork?" A random small dude says to the blond guy, "she kinda looks like one". "WHAT THE FUCK YOU OOMPALOOMPA SHRIMP" Else shouts at him and runs towards him to attack him. The blond guy stops Else, "calm down miss girl, he's joking". Else sniffs angrily.

"This is Gimli, Frodo, Sam, merry, pippin and boromir" he points at the tall dude last. "YeaHhhh.. I'm totally going to remember all of that" Else says. "GREAT!!!!" one of the small dudes says, Else thinks his name is Pippin but she's not sure.

"I'm Aragorn" the brown hair jesus guy says. "Oh wow hi, I'm Else" Else waves at him. He waves back looking confused, "this is Legolas" he points at the blond guy. "Ahh cool hi" Else says.

"You wanna join our fellowship?" Aragorn asks her. "HAHAHAHHAHA" Else laughs in a high pitch. All the guys look confused at Else who is still laughing. "You guys are like some kind of scouting group?" She sniffs trying to hold back her laughter.

Aragorn opens his mouth to defend the fellowship, because its not just some kind of scouting group but Else cuts him off. "sure I'll join you guy's adventure team"
Everyone shouts happily.

"Let's be on our way!" Else laughs while shouting. And she jumps away.

CHAPTER 2 !

They have been walking for hours now. Else turns to the jesus dude, "sorry man, i forgot your name. But y'all have such weird names yk", she blurts out.

"Aragorn is the name" he replies without looking at her but keeping his eyes on the road ahead of them.

"Cool, Aragorrel my feet hurt" Else whines. He looks at her with a hint of pity in his eyes, "We'll take a break in 10 hrs" the jesus dude tries to comfort her .

"Tssssk I didnt sign up for this" Else grumpy replies, "technically you did" the blonde male on her left speaks. He had been silent the whole time.

"You keep your mouth shut, cheese head. " Else snarls at him, "I like you better when you dont talk".

He sighs and goes to walk beside the oompaloompa dwarf.

Else looks up at the sky, "mannn i miss Tofu, i wish i didnt leave her behind" (HAHA suck it else i knew u would miss me)