Creation Of The Kebab 🛐

Monday

Once upon a time, on Earth, there lived a man. The man was tall and quite old, had a wife and children and worked as a history teacher in a middle school in Vilnius, Lithuania.
His name was Audrius Pupelis.

He had just finished teaching pupils about his favorite subject in history - Ancient Egypt.
Tomorrow the 7th graders will have a test and Pupelis, loving the entirety of Acient Egypt, gave them way too much to learn as if they weren't stressed enough as is.

After 6 lessons and helping out the new principal with some things, he was finally free to go home.
He picked up his 2 children from their classes and drove his white car home.

When Pupelis got home he helped his kids with their homework, went into the bedroom he and his beloved wife share, undressed and slowly got into bed..

Audrius was sitting on the rooftop of a typical post-soviet 9 story apartment building. His legs dangling of the edge as his eyes stared at the colourful sunset sky. The slight breeze glazing his nonexistent hair. It was calm.
Only then did he start noticing the feeling of hunger. As he did his best to ignore it and just enjoy the sunset, the feeling got worse and worse.
It was overwhelming.
He closed his eyes shut and covered his face with his rough old man hands. Suddenly he felt something. A playful warmness on his palms, urging him to look.
When Audrius opened his eyes, he saw it.. An enourmous, juicy, shiny, attractive, glimmering, kebab.
The history teacher could not believe his eyes. He had never gazed upon anything as beautiful and sexy.
Perhaps it was fate.

As Pupelis was watching this godly figure, he was examining what it was made of.. He could see meat, beautifully cooked, rolled up in between a perfeftctly toasted tortilla and snuggling with tomatoes, salad, pickles, onions and delicious garlic sauce.
As his cheeks flushed up a noticable shade of red his mouth started to water.
"Aš alkanas.." he quietly whispered to himself.
Then he woke up.

As Audrius tried to collect his thoughts after the wonderful dream, he felt his wife hugging his waist and cuddling up to his hairy back.
But the only thing that Pupelis could think about, was the kebab..

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