#General
Nukes: Most standard lava lamps have a bottle cap top.
Nukes: I have a bottle opener.
Nukes: There is nothing stopping me from driving straight from a lava lamp
Blob: I-
Blob: Why-
Tall Boi: Tubbo
Nukes: Ranboob
Tall Boi: You know what I'm about to ask
Nukes: I TOOK MY MEDS
Nukes: AND LOOK ITS SO DRINKABLE
Duckie: what
Tall Boi: Bun just showed me our lava lamp
Blob: Our?
Tall Boi: And did you really Tubbo
Tall Boi: Because this is the kinda caos that happens
Tall Boi: When you forget
Blob: If you're next to each other why are you texting
Nukes: Bop is feeling nonverbal so I'm not making bop talk
Flames: Yknow I'm lookign at our lava lamp and it looks pretty damn drinakble
Nukes: It's so drinkable
Nukes: Put it in the fridge so it's nice and cold
Nukes: Drink it like a cold soda on a hot day
Tall Boi: TUBBO
Flames: Put it over ice
Tall Boi: SAPNAP
Tall Boi: @blob stop your partner plz
Nukes: Oooh would the ice change color?
Flames: LISTEN OURS IS BLUE AND I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD TASTE LIKE A SUGARY SODA
Nukes: (: Tasty
Flames: Yk what if I get another lava lamp empty it out and put an actually drink in it to freak people out when I just take a sip from it
Nukes: That would be funny, but isn't it funnier to drink the forbidden lava juice
Tall Boi: Y'all need therapy /hj
Flames: See you make good points Tubbo
Duckie: Google says you can drink it and it won't kill you
Blob: DONT YOU DARE
Time lord: google says The contents of a lava lamp are mostly mineral oil and paraffin. Drinking it probably won't kill you, but you're going to wish you were dead before the effects wear off.
Nukes: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Flames: I want to drink the forbidden lava juice
Nukes: If I die I want it to be by lava
Time lord: You won't die
Time lord: Just wish you were dead
Duckie: I think smoking too much weed would be a good way to go
Duckie: I mean high af, nice
Birdman: I wake up at 3am to just see this conversation
Nukes: Morning old man
Birdman: Shut
Birdman: It
Tall Boi: I'm throwing our lava lamp away before bun decides to drink it
Blob: I'll do the same with ours
Blob: Also why are you saying ours
Blob: Do y'all live together?
Nukes: Bop and I are roomates
Nukes: It's hard to find people who aren't abliest, fine with lgbt and likes minecraft
Blob: I found 4 of them and I'm dating 2 of them
Nukes: Well not all of us are so lucky /lh
Birdman: all of you go to sleep and stop talking about dying and drinking lava lamps
Tall Boi: You love us Phil
Birdman: /p
Little Piggy: Phil is like a dad
Little Piggy: Hi dad
Birdman: Hello Techno
Birdman: All of you bed
Little Piggy: Fine dad
