Chapter 26

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#General

Raccoons: does anyone know how to make an animal an ESA?

Birdman: why?

Raccoon: no reasonnnn

Whalebur: Tommy wants to adopt a stray cat that pog found outside of Tubbo and Ranboos place
Whalebur: and call it their Esa so they can take it with them on our way home

Raccoon: maybe

Birdman: Tommy we can't have a cat in our house

Raccoon: you're homophobic

Birdman: I'm gay

Raccoon: you're transphobic

Birdman: I'm trans

Raccoon: you're catphobic

Little Piggy: a trans person scared of pussy? Damn

Queen: LMAO

Anarchy: PSHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Duckie: Tech really went "you scared of pussy? Explains a lot"

Birdman: shut it all of you /lh
Birdman: I'll put you in timeout /lh

Flames: time out? What's crow gonna do?

#BABYJAIL

Flames: ah shit

Queen: we're in timeout?

Little Piggy: crow has locked the rest of the server and this channel has a 5min cool down

Blob: sap wanted me to type "ah shit"

Whalebur: short price to pay to call someone a pussy

Raccoon: I'm keeping the cat anyway

Birdman: I can't stop you can I?

Nukes: pog says no

Birdman: we'll figure something out when you get home

Anarchy: how come Phil gets to type more than once and no wait

Birdman: I own the server I do what I want /j

Duckie: I still love what Techno said

Time lord: me too

Tall Boi: Techno, Wilbur, Tommy all say it was worth it

Sleepy: I got a text from Tommy and others who wanted me to say this "also Tommy might be coming home with new pronouns too."

Birdman: you literally just went one by one to text and still have a conversation through each other. Jesus Christ

Fox: "you love us Phil" -Tommy, Techno, Wilbur, Ranboo, Tubbo

Birdman: yeah yeah alright you little shits love you too /p

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