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Luxiem x fem reader fluff and crack Requested by:Kanae_Yuri
Contains: ALOT of dirty pick up lines, some wholesome pick up lines, y/n being down bad and a tease while drunk, the boys blushing at y/n's pick up lines, the boys getting revenge and ike questioning his existence.
I'M SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE CRINGE AND YABAI PICK UP LINES.
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3rd person POV
" I think I'm drunk" Y/n laughed in her collab stream with luxiem. Currently she's hosting a just chatting stream along side with luxiem while drinking beer.
" Are you ok y/n senpai?" Ike asked worryingly. " Yez I'm pine" Y/n slurred. " She's drunk" Shu sweat dropped.
" How about i give you guys some pick up lines, so we can have something to do" Y/n suggested and took a sip of her beer.
" Yes we could do that" Mysta said and the others agreed. " Ok I'm gonna start this is gonna be so cringe, hey ike" Y/n called.
" Yes y/n senpai?" Ike answered. " Ike, I can't find the best pick up lines, because they are all taken, but you aren't so can i take you instead?" Y/n asked making her chat go wild.
" W-what?" Ike shuttered feeling flustered." Yoo that was smooth" Shu said. " Ehem! I have one too if that's ok y/n senpai " Ike cleared his throat. " Sure sure go ahead this better be good" Y/n said.
" This is for you y/n senpai. Y/n senpai you know what? I always pray to God to give me strength, because your beauty makes me weak" Ike said and he immediately turned off his mic after saying it.
" Ohhh that was wholesome " Vox said. " Aww that's cute ikey. Me too i always pray to god to give me strength, because when you do it you make my knees weak " Y/n smirked. " WHAT?!" Ike exclaimed after he opened his mic.
" It got seiso to yabai real quick" Mysta said. " I'm sorry the next one is going to be a yabai one" Y/n laughed.
" Hey shu" Y/n called. " Ey?" Shu answered. " Shu, are you McDonald's? Because when you're doing it I'm loving it" Y/n said making vox and mysta a laughing mess.
" This is getting good wtf?" Mysta laughed. " I-I'm speechless damn" Shu laughed while there's a tint of red plastered on his cheeks.
" Me too, I'll challenge you y/n senpai" Shu said. " Sure, go ahead magic man i like to hear your magic words" Y/n said. " This is so yabai, basic and cringe, but it's the first one that came into my mind" Shu chuckled.
" Hey y/n senpai" Shu called. " Yes shu?" Y/n answered. " Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?" Shu asked.
" Can i say yes?" Y/n laugh while blushing. " Holy- I'm learning good pick up lines " Mysta said.
" Next one, hey vox!" Y/n called. " Yes? I'm ready bring it on" Vox said. " Oh shit this is going to be good" Mysta laughed.
" Vox are you one of my kidneys?" Y/n asked. " No, why?" Vox asked. " Because they said I can't live without you, but i still like to have you inside of me " Y/n said making mysta, shu, and luca laugh while ike question his existence.
" Are we allowed to say this on stream? Are we?" Ike asked. " Y/n senpai got you good vox!" Luca said. " I also have a pickup line for you y/n senpai " Vox smirked.
" Hey y/n, can you help me check for hernia?" Vox asked. " What the- no why?" Y/n answered." Oh nothing i just love the way you touch my balls " Vox said making y/n choke on her own saliva.
" That was a good one!" Y/n laughed. " This is getting pretty yabai" Shu said. " It already has been" Ike sighed. " Ok i have one for luca my good boy" Y/n cleared her throat.
" I'm panicking " Luca chuckled nervously. " Hey luca are you a refrigerator?" Y/n asked. " What? No why?" Luca asked. " He's just built like one" Mysta chuckled.
" Cause I'd go down on you every night to get myself a snack " Y/n flirted making luca process what she said. " Wait- OH! HAHAHAHA" Luca laughed while blushing. " Why why?!" He kept repeating.
" I want a payback!" Luca demanded. " Yea sure go ahead" Y/n said. " Y/n senpai how old are you?" Luca asked. " I'm (insert age)" Y/n said.
" What's the age after 17?" Luca asked. " Um 18" Y/n answered. " 18 deez nuts " Luca laughed. " SHUT UP LUCA!" Mysta and ike said in sync. " HAHAHAA I'M SORRY" Luca apologized while laughing.
" ANYWAYS! MYSTA!" Y/n called. " Yes momm- i mean y/n senpai" Mysta cleared his throat.
" This is not a pick up line this is more like a punch line, hey mysta" Y/n said. " If I could rearrange the alphabet i'll put the p in yourmouth " Y/n said making vox a laughing mess.
" The p? What's the p you mean puss-" Mysta was cut off by. " Don't say it!" Ike said. " Oh it is? HAHAHAHA" Mysta laughed.
" I got one, you think you'll get away like that?" Mysta asked. " Ohoho? Is this mysta or rias?" Y/n asked. " Hey y/n senpai, do you like bread?" Mysta asked.
" Yes i like bread why?" Y/n answered. " Because I got some nice buns I think you'll like" Mysta said and laughing afterwards.
" I will literally eat your buns if i have the chance" Y/n said. " Sur-" Mysta was cut off by. " MYSTA!" Ike shouted.
