Dean wakes up and it is Super Fucking cold outside. He's shivering as he goes downstairs and finds Bayley happily watching a movie on the couch.
Afterwards he decided to make himself some breakfast.
Dean: Wait, isn't this a Charreigns Book?
Shut Up!
Dean: okay.
Roman: hey Dean.
Dean: Hey where's Charlotte?
Roman: Getting Ready.
Dean: oooooooooooh you bout to get la-
Roman: No Dean! I mean getting ready for a walk!
Dean: Shit.
Charlotte: Hey Roman, Ready for our walk?
Roman: Yes.
They leave.
Dean: ROMAN! REMEMBER TO USE A CONDOM!
Roman: Fuck You!!
Meanwhile....
In a Warehouse, 3 Women were Looking at A Mega Weapon.
???: take a look girls. With this weapon, We can finally end Charlotte.
???: What about that big Hunk? He's obviously her protection.
???: Roman? Pfffft we Can do MUUUUUUUCH Better than him.
???: I agree with her.
???: So... We're just known as ???. How do they know which one is talking?
???: Does it matter? No! The author doesn't even know your fucking names! He knows mine though.
???: We get it. Let's just begin the plan.
Meanwhile....
Bayley: And then the baby unicorn said NNEEEIIIGGGHHH I Love you too mommy. The End.
She sees Dean sleeping on the couch.
Bayley: Well it wouldn't kill you to crack a smile would it?!?
Roman and Charlotte enter the house.
Charlotte: Hey Bayley. Where's Becky?
Bayley: *Vietnam Flashbacks* upstairs.
Roman: great. Tell her to come down here. We got dinner.
Bayley: okay 😊
End of Chapter
