clone wars with friends

fun part 4

Qrow: I'm a reverse necromancer

Kota: Isn't that just killing people?

Qrow: Ah, technically
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Fives: What if the 'g' in gif is silent?

Echo: Go the fu** to sleep

Fives: What gif I don't want to?

Echo: Fu** you
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Zz: Do you have any skeletons in your closet

Kota: do you mean literally or figuratively

Zz:.....honestly the fact that specify
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Anakin: go to hell

Kota: *tearing up* I wish I could

Anakin:.......
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Rex: *tending to kota's wounds* how would you rate your pain

Kota: Zero stars. Would NOT Recommend
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Rex: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Kota's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out
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Kota: I've already sent good vibes your way.... they're coming there's nothing you can do to stop them

Zz: this is the most threatening way I ever been cheered up
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Obi-Wan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 or just in case

Asoka: dude, that's a coma

Obi-wan: Sounds festive
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Qrow: Change is inedible

Kota: Don't you mean inevitable

Qrow: *spitting out coins* no, i did not
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Kota: You're right

Zz: That's. ...that's an unusual phrase for you... did you just learn it?
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Hardcase : You f****** don't know about my knife stick. it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the Ultimate Weapon

Kix: *not looking up from their book* spear

Hardcase: BLOCKED!
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Zz: It's dark in here

Kota: Don't worry dude I got this

*stomps their feet*

*skechers light up*

Everyone: .....
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Rex: What's your biggest weakness

Ocean: can be uncooperative

Rex: okay can you give me example

Ocean: no
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Ocean: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lives out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground

Fives: okay that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that
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Wolffe: *in a meeting* my policy is if you see something say something

Sky: I saw a squirrel in a tree today

Wolffe: *with a tone of someone who is used to sky* Outstanding

Wolffe: This is what I'm talking about people
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Jesse: This is a mistake

Hardcase: *enthusiastically* a mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Jesse: But not today

Hardcase: *still enthusiastic* oh, no. Today is going to be a mess
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Kota: You know not every problem can be solved with a sword

Qrow: that's why we carry two swords
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Fives: *Holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume

Ocean: *chugs the entire bottle*
it's perfume
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Zz: Are you an 'arr' pirate or are you a 'yo ho ho' pirate

Kota: I am not paying 600 for a Photoshop pirate
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Zz: How many kids do you have ?

Rex: biology emotionally or legally?

*looks at Ocean, blue and kota*
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Do u take constructive criticism?
I only take cash or credit
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Blue: Do you have skeletons in your closet

Qrow: you mean literally or figuratively

Blue: honestly the fact that I have to be specify..
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Blue: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Kota/zz/qrow: killed without hesitation

Blue: no
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Kota: You're 'the second worst thing to happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Zz: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Kota: But I what's the first worst thing

*awkward pause*

Qrow: they weren't always orphans
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Qrow *to kota* my life is in the hands of a idiot
Kota: *motioning to themselves and them* no no no no no, Two idiots!
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