The magnificent tale of Francis, Pylone, and Todd

POV:Todd

Todd got out of bed and looked in the mirror to see his beautiful wolfy face. "Grrrr," he growls, thinking of Francis, the yellow rubber chicken who stole the plastic heart of his handsome ex-boyfriend, Pylone, shattering Todd's soul. Today would've been their third anniversary. Then Pylone was gone, leaving Todd with nothing but a broken heart and an aching soul. Pylone probably left Todd because he "accidentally" pushed his super annoying sister, Traffic Cone, off a cliff. But that wasn't even Todd's fault! Traffic Cone called Todd a "hideous beast with no heart". Nobody calls Todd a hideous beast and gets away with it. Suddenly, Todd felt a sharp pain right between his luscious wolfy breasts, as if someone had stabbed him eleventyseven times. Just thinking about Pylone, with his beautiful iridescent eyes, orange cone-shaped body, and nearly invisible orange eyebrows made his heart ache. Nevertheless, the only thing Todd would think about for the rest of eternity was Pylone's angelic face. Todd had to do something about Francis. He couldn't watch his one true love go off with someone as lame as that yellow rubber chicken. "Yes!" he said to himself. "I'm going to convince Francis that Pylone is cheating on him with me! This is a foolproof plan!" So Todd hopped in his blood red car and sped over to 69 Pollard Street, Pylone and Fransis's new house. Fortunately, Pylone wasn't home, so Todd put his plan into action right away. He knocked on the door, and Francis opened the door, and the scent of delicious food wafed out from inside. "Hello, Mr. Francis, so sorry to bother you. But, I have something important to tell you about your boyfriend," he said with a nod he hoped was convincing. "Yes, yes. Come in," Francis replied. "My name is Dodd, and your boyfriend cheated on you last week." Todd said with a sad look, but he was beaming on the inside. This was bound to work! "I don't believe you," Francis said flatly, "If you're going to accuse my boyfriend of cheating on me, then at least use a convincing story. Last week, we went to the Bahamas together." Disappointed, Todd ran for the door and left. "Great," he thought. Now what was he going to do? That's when Todd had the brilliant idea of convincing Pylone's mom that Francis was being very mean to Pylone, but when he did, she said that she didn't care. Discouraged, Todd walked out of Pylone's mom's house. As Todd got into his car, he had an idea. "Ah-ha! I have a plan!" Todd said excitedly. "I'm going to crash their costume party! But I need a costume." After a 20 minute car ride, he arrived at the costume store. He went to the back, planning to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Todd noticed immediately that none of the sheep costumes were his size. He stomped over to the front desk and snarled, "The sheep suits don't have my size, I'm a size 420." The little man at the front desk replied, "S-s-sorry, sir, we may have one in the back," and ran off. A few minutes later, he returned with the sheep costume finally in the right size. Todd sprinted to his car, and rushed to 69 pollard street. Arriving at Pylone and Francis' house, he put on the sheep costume, and knocked on the door. The door opened almost immediately, revealing Pylones beautiful face. The moment seems to last a million years, with Todd gazing into Pylones gorgeous iridescent eyes. He can't breathe, Pylone is so beautiful. "Hi there Mr. Sheep, I didn't think you'd be here so soon. Come on in! I better go get ready for the party!" said Pylone, heading over to the stairs. "Wait! What's your costume going to be?", asked Todd. "You'll see!" Pylone replied with a wink as he scrambled up to the second floor. Confused, Todd entered the house and noticed that everything was in perfect order, just as Pylone had always wanted. Todd let out an exasperated sigh, was this all Francis was giving Pylone? Nothing, but a clean house? Pylone could do so much better than Francis, Todd would give him anything he wanted, and of course Todd could give him his wolfiness, not some nasty rubber chicken. Todd grabbed a knife from the kitchen and ran upstairs, being sure to step as quietly as possible. He saw Francis, raised the knife, and BAM! The knife went deep into Francis' stomach, stabbing him three quarters of the way through. Todd stabbed him over and over and over, eleventyseven times. A red thick liquid oozed out from Francis's flabby stomach. But why did Todd feel bad? As if it was a terrible mistake? He didn't know. Until... Francis took off his ugly mask, revealing Pylone's beautiful orange face, and sparkling iridescent eyes. "Todd... Todd, how could you do this to me? I loved you." whispered Pylone "Francis, goodbye my love. I'll see you soon." He betrayed Todd with his final breath! "NOOOOO!!! YOU LOVE ME NOT FRANCIS" Todd wailed, just as Francis (the real Francis) ran over and knelt at Pylones side, "PYLONE! NO! COME BACK! Don't leave me! I love you!" he sobbed.Todd, not knowing what else to do, took off the mask and scowled to seem tough when inside he felt like he had just died and came back. Todd ran out, and before he knew it, he was at home, sobbing in his bed. The next three days were pure torture for him. He cried, screamed, and broke things in anger. Todd stood in front of Pylone's beautiful grave, Tears streaming from his deep ruby red wolfy eyes. "I'm sorry, my love. I will avenge you! Francis will perish, and you will finally be in peace." Todd promised. When he was with Pylone, Todd's heart felt whole, and when Pylone left to be with Francis, his heart was cracked. Now his heart is shattered and sharp, like broken glass.