1 - Reproductive System

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Beomgyu: Ladies, your reproductive system is a little bit like a spoiled brat...

ITZY: ...

Beomgyu: That just throws a tantrum every month

TXT: *laughs*

Beomgyu: And don't get me wrong, she works very hard... she prepares everything for you quite meticulously... then she just kinda taps you on the shoulder and is like *taps Ryujin's shoulder*

Ryujin: *turns around*

Beomgyu: So it's ummm... it's that time of month... uh, everything is ready *chuckles* as usual... umm... all I need is a little bit of sperm... where is it?!

Ryujin: *holds her stomach*

TXT: *laughs*

Beomgyu: And you're like... *instruct Ryujin to continue*

Ryujin: Ummm... I-I don't have any?

Beomgyu: *sigh* why not?!

Ryujin: because I'm like 22, and I'm single, and I don't really want a baby right now-

Beomgyu: Oh you don't want a baby? what about me?! what about what I want?!

Ryujin: Look, we've been in through this conversation every months since I was 12!!!! I'M NOT... READY... FOR... A CHILD!!!!!!

Beomgyu: Oh well then f*ck- and she just tears everything down and just like- get rid of this-

TXT: *dies of laughter*

ITZY: *speechless*

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