There is a long ass story I would LOVE to tell you guys but obvi I can't. no one ever read these but I made a list of the people who is in the story!! \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
•Raven Symone:
••Madelyn Clifford
•••Leona Lewis:
•••• Maya Smith
•••••Liam Payne:
••••••Himself
•••••••Michael Clifford:
••••••••Himself
•••••••••Niqqa bench:
••••••••••The Awesome Author Of This Story That No One Gives Two Shits About XD
Maya's P.O.V.
Walking away from my daughters bedroom I head into the kitchen to get me something to eat. Picking up my phone on the way, I stub my middle toe on the corner of the couch and look down slowly at my toe.
I start to smile at the pain and start to look up while screaming "ooooooooowwwWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
I then, fall to the ground and crawl the rest of the way to the kitchen. Im such a mature mum. Getting up, I walk to the fridge while scrolling threw my twitter mentions.
I'm only 19 years old so it's ok to have a twitter. As I look at my mentions I pull out a block of Cheddar cheese and bite into it. Im so weird. As I continue to chew and look at my Twitter and notice I have over 1,000 mentions. I look around for cameras but I don't see any.
"I'm popular" I say to myself as I start Togo with them
@Calumsdickthou
@relayniqqa: ur in big trouble young lady
@Mikespussyhair
@relayniqqa: he's gonna spank u so hard ;)
@PLEASELUKE
@relayniqqa: RUN!! U can't Handel what ever he's going 2 say 2 U!! get out while u still can!!
@AshtonWTAF
@relayniqqa: I'm planning ur funeral babe
I continue to scroll threw the ridiculous but hilarious twitter names before I finally see the last one that catches my eye.
@Michael5SOS: I have some choice words for you @relayniqqa. DM NOW!! (please)
I scrunch my eyebrows in confusion on why is my baby daddy actual talking to me. And why he wants me to DM him. And even when he's pissed he's still nice.
I go to my messages in twitter and type in Michael5SOS.
Relayniqqa: what's up?
Michael5SOS: so u didn't tell me Maddie was mine?
My eyes grow wide as my hands start to shake and sweat starts to form on my forehead. Panicking like a little school girl, I log off of twitter.
I put my phone and my block of very good cheese down on the counter and race to Maddie's room.
I burst in to see her legs wide open and her hand down her pants. When she looks at me she yanks her hand out of her pants and hides underneath the cover.
"MUM!!! I THOUGHT I LOCKED THE DOOR!! WHY DID YOU BARGE IN HEAR LIKE THAT!" Maddies screams at me.
Trying to be the most serious mum in the world I hold back my laughter at my VERY embarrassed daughter and go over to her bed and grab the sheets off her head.
"Did you talk to Michael on twitter?" I ask looking her dead in the eyes.
"Did you ease drop on me and Liam's conversation"
"Hell yea!"
"There's your answer" she says trying to pull the covers over her burning hold them down some more.
"You don't understand baby, I haven't talked to Mikey in quite some time now... and now he knows your his...and now he will never stop bothering me until he sees you" I smile and start to speak.
"Maybe that won't be a bad idea"
I really hope ALL you fuckers are happy! I'm tired AF, my eyes keep closing AND it's 11:11 make a wish!!
YOU ARE READING
Hey, Dad(discontinued)
Fanfiction(This book is absolute trash so if you actually want to read it go ahead I'm not stopping you but I'm not updating it anymore SOOO...) *watching Michael Clifford on tv with child* "Mummy whose that? And why are you obsessed with him" Maya's 5 years...
