You Thought Wrong!!! (Kiba x Shikamaru x Choji x Shino x Neji x OC)

Still Alive?

[Like a month Later]

I smiled finally seeing the hidden leaf village gates...However before I got to them I sensed Hidan chakra spike! I sighed and turned to my left and started jumping from tree to tree... I went about 10 miles before I saw Hidan in a clearing with Orochimaru... He looked quite beat up... I looked around and saw Kakuzu Being held in place by snakes... Orochimaru said "I'm going to keep you as my test subject!" His snakes shot out and I instantly pulled my sword out and appeared in front of Hidan and cut all the snakes in half making them recoil back to their master... Orochimaru smirked seeing me.... I said "Sorry. But the only people who can threaten Hidan are me and Kakuzu." Hidan said "Heh... Just in time..." I said to Hidan "You lead him here on purpose because you knew I'd be remotely near... Didn't you?" He fell back saying "You got it bitch!" I sighed an said "Your not as stupid as I Thought. I'll give you that much." He glared at me. Orochimaru said "Hm... forget about Hidan. I want you!" I shrugged and said "I am Fabulous. Aren't I?" Kakuzu yelled at me "Hurry up brat!!!" I sighed and said "I'm just gonna end this quickly." I stood up straight and I was surrounded by the upper half of the same creature I drove him off with the first time... He growled and I knew he couldn't defend against my rinnegan's version of the sharingans Sasanoo. I smashed my hand down makes the creature down on Orochimaru who did manage to dodge. I noticed him up in the air and my other hand flew through the air smacking him away like a fly. He shakily got up and made hand signs and a giant snake appeared... It said "Orochimaru... What have you summoned me for this time?!" It noticed me and said "A mere boy? Your loosing your skill old man." The snake shot at me and I crossed my arms making the creature surrounding me to the same and protected me from the snake... I grabbed it and whipped it around violently, and then smashed it onto the ground.... It groaned and said "This will be the last time you summon me Orochimaru!" And vanished. Orochimaru growled getting frustrated. He said "How can you have more power then me?!" I smirked and said "Because your heart isn't as black as mine is." I smashed my hand and he went flying and he just glared and said "I will get my hands on your power...." And disappeared. My Sasanoo disappeared and Kakuzu was panting while on the ground. I asked "Are you okay?" He said "Orochimaru took four of my five hearts and the last one has damage..." I said "I'm on it." Shi appeared beside me in a dark version of me with black hair and Unnatural dark grey skin... and my clothes in grey, white, and black colors. She also had an evil smirk on her, or in this Case my face... She split into five more clones. I said "Go find five strong Shinobi from other villages." They all nodded and shot off. I looked at Kakuzu and said "They'll be back with Five suitable hearts for you. He nodded and leaned against a tree for support. I went over to Hidan and said "Get up idiot." He said "Hey! I may fucking be immortal but I still fucking feel pain you little shit!!!" I sighed rolling my eyes. Shi said in my head I got five strong shinobi like you asked!!! I said out loud "Good. Bring them back so Kakuzu can take their hearts." Hidan asked confused "Who the hell are you talking to?" I said "I sent Jashin out to get ninja so Kakuzu can take their hearts." Hidan said "I can't believe He listens to you." I smirked and said "Remember. I can tell him to take away your immortality." He glared and said "Screw you!" I rolled my eyes walking back to Kakuzu as Shi neared us. I Said "Alright Kakuzu. I've Got five strong hearts for you." I helped him up as Shi came back in my form with the men and woman in her hold. They stood in straight lines and one yelled "Why am I here?!" I smirked and said "I'm not gonna sugar coat it. You all are going to die." Their eyes widen and Kakuzu lifted his arm and wires shot out and started invading their bodies and replaced his five lost hearts. Their bodies dropped dead and the me's fused together and turned into Jashin. He smirked and said "Well. At least they were good kills." Hidan said stepping beside me "Forgive me jashin, I couldn't sacrifice Orochimaru." Jashin chuckled and said "All is forgiven my child. Just make sure your next kill to me suffers greatly." Hidan nodded smiled and Jashin said "Now if you excuse me." He turned into black dust and vanished. Kakuzu said a gruff "Thanks Kid." I said "No prob llama." Hidan said "Where ya headin bitch?" I said "I'm going home. See ya!" I appeared in front of the gates and I walked in feeling very exhausted... Kotetsu and Izumo smiled and waved to me, I waved back and Kotetsu said "Your Fangirls are missing you so much!" I rolled my eyes and kept walking.... I walked to the Hokages office and Tusnade said "Ah Rabu! How was the Cloud village?" I said "Well... The Raikage tried to keep me in the village to brain wash me so I would abandon the leaf and stay with the cloud." Tusnade shook her head growling slightly and said "I knew the Raikage would so something..." I shrugged and said "However. Their okay. I recommend making an alliance with them." She nodded and said "I'll take that into consideration." I nodded exiting her office. I walked down the street heading home when I heard someone yelled "Rabu!!!!!!" I turned to see my giant group of friends!!! I smiled and instantly noticed Choji was skinny... I ran towards them and Ino ran up and everything went in slow Motion as she ran towards me in a day dream way... She held out her arms to hug me but I ducked and ran to Choji lifting up his arms and measured his waist and everyone started laughing. Shikamaru said "I guess he noticed your sudden weight change choji." Choji laughed and said "Don't worry I'll gain it back in no time!!!" I smiled and hugged him. I turned and hugged Shikamaru too. they both blushed deeply and I smiled at them. Naruto said "Oh hey Rabu!!! Good to see you back!" I nodded. I noticed Neji was no where to be seen... I looked at tenten and she instantly understood... She said sadly "Neji is in the hospital..." I looked around, it starting to make sense, Choji loosing weight, Naruto still had bandages around his right arm. I grabbed Shikamaru's wrist seeing his finger was broken... They all looked down realizing what I was noticing. Sakura said "Sasuke Left the Village... He joined Orochimaru..." I felt my eyes widen... Dang... I nodded understanding and started running to the hospital and went in looking for Neji, I finally found his room and opened the door a little to quickly and made him jump. I closed the door behind myself and walked up to his bed side. I grabbed his clip board and found he almost died because he got stabbed through the heart... I walked back to him and just hugged him, I'm just glade he's okay.... He hugged me back and we just stayed there into I pulled back and wrote down 'I came. As soon as I heard.' He chuckled and said "Thank you. I'm fine, they say I should be out in a little while." I nodded patting ruffling his hair which he swatted my hand away with a blush quickly rising to his cheeks. I smirked, just then Kakashi Appeared in the room... He said very seriously "You need to come to the Hokages office now." I nodded and waved good by to Neji as he gave me a worried look... But there was something other then worry in those stunning lavender eyes of his.... I shrugged and we teleported to the Office... I saw Fukuro there as well as some old guy.... Tusnade said "ah there's Rabu." The old guy turned and said "I think you got the wrong person! Rabu is a girl!" Kakashi chuckled and said "Nope this is her. She likes to make everyone else think she's a boy." I chuckled and said "It's too funny." The room went serious as the old guy I now recognized as the Pervy sage that trained naruto came up to me.... He put his hands on my shoulders while kneeling down and said "Rabu... Your oldest brother, Sato Nyx, Is still alive...."