🌓 Inhuman (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader) 🌗

🌗 Ep.9: Time Traveler's Pig 🌗

~~~~~~~~~Dipper POV~~~~~~~~~

Apparently for around a year or two, Stan always plans a small fair behind the shack in order to get some extra cash, as well as more customers in the future. Of course, he tries to waste as little money as possible so he can get more of it from people, which is definitely a Stan thing.

"There she is, kids, the cheapest fare money can rent!" Stan smiled proudly as he stared at the backyard, "I spared every expense!"

But that in itself comes with consequences, because right then and there, the sky trim I was on suddenly fell from its place, a sudden wave of fear washing over me as it landed on the ground.

"... I think the sky trim is broken. Also most of my bones."

Stan let out a laugh, "This guy!"

(y/n) walked over, helping me out of the sky trim, "You okay?"

"Nothing the years of therapist won't fix," we both laughed at my comment.

"Alright alright, I got a job for you three," Stan then handed us some flyers, "I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates, got slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit."

Mabel tilted her head, "Grunkle Stan, is that legal?"

"Where there are no cops around, anything's legal!!" He then walked over to the other side, "Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?"

(y/n) simply let the papers coincidentally land inside the trash can, "Oops," to which Mabel and I both laughed.

Her eyes then lit up as she looked to the sight, letting out a gasp, "Ice cream cart! And now with ten new flavors!!" She ran over at full speed, leaving (y/n) and I alone.

I had been wanting to ask him about spending the idea with me at the fair, so as I fiddled with my fingers and bit my lower lip, I began to speak, "S-so, uh.. (y/n)..?"

"Hm?"

"I was wondering if.. w-well, that maybe you'd.." I shrunk in place, nervous about his answer, "W-wanted to hang out at the fair together..? Just us..?"

By the silence he returned, I could tell he had been taken by surprise, and my heart instantly sunk as I expected the rejection.

Instead though, he smiled, "Sure, sounds fun!"

My cheeks grew hot as I stared at him, smiling back as I tried to form my words, "Great!! I-I'll uh, I'll meet you by the gift shop entrance later..?"

"Deal," he ruffled up my head before walking away.

I couldn't contain my joy; (y/n) said yes to hanging out with me, alone!! Well, not alone, there's gonna be many people around us, but alone nonetheless!

Now I had to make sure all went perfectly! I can't wait to see him again..!

When noon came to be, (y/n) and I had already been hanging out for a bit. We tried games and food; (y/n) seemed to have a straight eye, never missing a shot, as well as a strong sense of smell, cuz he got us funnel cake before it was even taken out.

It had been a good day!

At the moment, we had just gotten corn dogs that were shaped like question marks, which that on its own gave me a few questions, "How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural!"