Hey my name is Starkey and this is how my life goes. Us bats live peacfully in caves. We are very weak so not many people care about us. We barely interfere with a human. But if we do the human just kills us for fun.
We are one of the weakest mobs in minecraft and the one of the most unpopular. But us bats do something extraordinary that nobody knows us bats actually keep the world from destruction. The one and only Herobrine. Herobrine hates bats he used to have a pet bat named Fang. But thats another story.
So we bats have one ancient cave. The cave that shows when Herobrine used to rule the world kill all the players us bats came up because bats grow rapidly in population so they used there numbers and defeated Herobrine.
After that humans were so grateful to us but then they started forgetting. And when it reached the point where all of them forgot they started slaughtering us bats US BATS! THE ONES WHO SAVED THEIR FREAKIN STUPID LIVES AND WHAT DO WE GET?! DEATH!!!! It's just so despicable. Us bats don't like lights so the chances of us having a cave with no light was pretty good back then when Herobrine killed all the players, well most of them. But we actually made a huge mistake in saving those dum idiots.
But know that we chased away Herobrine thousands of caves are filled with torches and other things that make a lot of light. Bat's eyes are one of a kind and they can't stand light. Mots bats are herbivores and eat cocoa beans which all the players think are the most useless thing in minecraft it's true that they make cookies but cookies are a pretty bad food that barely gives you any hunger back.
When they find out that we are the ones who need them they would say "I should of known the useless creature in minecraft uses the useless things! " *GRUNT* WOW SO FUNNY NOT!!!!!!!!!
