(Dans pov) it was a Monday afternoon, I had a long and horrible day dealing with idiotic people. Apparently if you don't pay rent you get evicted! Ridiculous I know... so of course I had to get a job to pay for shelter.🙄 I was driving home absolutely exhausted when I noticed the sharp pain growing in my stomach. I was very hungry luckily zaxby's was at the next exit, so I decided to turn in there. When I arrived there was an unholy amount of cars wrapped around the building. Already upset I decided to go inside, which wasn't much better than the car line. I decided to get the kickin chicken sandwich meal, with a house salad on the side. When it was FINALLY my turn I ordered my swag foods and payed a disgusting amount. I got my drink and sat down to wait. It had been ten minutes. TEN MINUTES!! And they still didn't have my food!! I was getting very enraged. I jumped up from my seat and demanded a refund. "Sorry sir, we are going as fast as we can, it will only be a couple more minutes." The cashier replied. "I don't have to take this!!!" I yelled back. I proceeded to scream and yeet my drink at the cashier, (as I should). Then I heard someone scream for the security, a huge buff guy came out and picked me up "alright fella, I think we've had enough." He said. And through me out of the restaurant. I picked myself up more angry than ever, I looked towards the sky and screamed " ZAXBY'S!!!!!!"
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Dan vs. Zaxby's
Humorin this whimsical zany adventure, Dan goes to Zaxbys to get some free foods. But things go all wrong and Dan is forced to get wicked revenge on the company.