Dan vs. Zaxby's

The plan

(Chris' pov) It had been quite a nice Monday, my work had suprisingly gone pretty well and of course when I got home I was greeted by my lovely wife Elise. We had just sat down to watch our favorite show, dancing with the stars. We had started watching it when we first got married, and it had been our favorite ever since. Just as the the intro started for the show, we heard a loud banging and kicking at our door. "It's Dan, just ignore it." Elise said to me, "I'm pretty sure that's not gonna do much" I replied. "OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT KNOW OR IM GOING TO THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!! SO HELP ME!" we heard Dan scream from the outside. "Whatever you do, DONT give in! You can't be a door mat anymore" Elise told me. I sat there reluctantly, but as the banging continued, I got up and opened the door. I couldn't hear Elise sighing and rolling her eyes behind me.

(Dans pov) right as I was about to grab  some rocks to break down the window I saw Chris, who had chose the right choice of opening the dang door. "Well it's about time!" I yelled at him. I barged in the house and immediately turned off dancing with the stars. That ebomination of a show should have been canceled years ago...
"So what do you want this time dan..?" Chris asked in his dumb voice. "There's nothing that I "WANT" its a God given right that every man receives his food at a reasonable time, and pays a reasonable price! At a fast food restaurant!!" I yelled in reply. "Another restaurant delema..?" Chris said uninterested. "THIS IS A SERIOUSLY PROBLEM! zaxby's MUST pay for violation of a citizen!" I replied getting pretty iritated. "Listen, I need you to help me come up with a plan to teach those fools a lesson... also I need 36 dollars." I told him. "36 dollars? Why!?" I heard Elise yell to me. "that's none of  your business, Chris' wife!" I yelled back in a snarky tone to make her angry because I hate her with a passion. Chris rolled his eyes like a foolish boi and handed me my 36 dollars.💵💵💵 "Alright Dan let's get this over with... so what's your plan?" "Chris!?"  Elise whined at Chris.🙄 "the sooner we get this overwith Elise, the sooner we get to go back to dancing with the stars" he TRIED to whisper to Elise, but I heard everything. "Alright, here's the plan. I figured we would attack the company, so in order to do that I need to figure out where Zaxbys Inc. Is located" I told Chris. "Zaxbys inc.? Is that even a thing?" Chris asks ignorantly. "Actually it says here that Zaxbys Inc. Is located in cheeseworth Delaware." Elise said looking at her phone. "Finally! Elise ACTUALLY doing something right for a change!" I said to her. Elise then gave me a look of death, but I could honestly care less. I've gotten so many death threats that I eventually stopped caring. Elise told me me the directions to Zaxbys inc. I then forced Chris to give me 130 hundo for the supply I would need to put a brutal end to Zaxbys. After that I hit the road and started my journey towards sweet revenge.😈