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✎ RATS AND ME
20 online, 3 offline 彡
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JENO:
i wish my birthday lasted two days
JENO:
i liked the birthday privilege
JAEHYUN:
now we have to wait another full
year till the next one
MARK:
guys do u think i can fit
fourteen marshmallows
in my mouth?
HENDERY:
ur a hazard to society
CHENLE:
and a coward!! do twenty 😁😁
YANGYANG:
I CAN DO TWENTY
KUN:
im not cleaning up after
your saliva marshmallows btw
JAEMIN:
me neither
JISUNG:
EWW WHAT
YUTA:
the fact that kun's message
was the first thing i saw this
morning and i am not at all
phased by it is now starting
to be concerning
JOHNNY:
everything about this group-
chat is concerning
MIYA:
yes indeed
MIYA:
ALSO! WHO TF STARTED
ON BETTING ON THE
GENDER OF MY CHILD
DONGHYUCK:
idk but i picked girl
JAEHYUN:
i picked boy
SUNGCHAN:
i started the bet 😁
MIYA:
oh ok <3
TEN:
UR FAVORITISM IS
SHOWING MIYA 🙄
JOHNNY:
OMG WHAT IF ITS
FRATERNAL TWINS
MIYA:
TWO BABIES??? i mean two
of different genders is kinda
cool BUT THATS FUCKING
PAINFUL HELLO??!
RENJUN:
i just remember how painful
birthgiving is
RENJUN:
ur #girlbossing rn
MIYA:
thanks renjun <33 you a
real one🫡🫡
KUN:
at the store rn what do u
want miya?
MIYA:
the will to live
MIYA:
jk i want pockys and
coloring books :DD
HENDERY:
fym jk?
MIYA:
stfu hendery🤭🤭
HENDERY:
yes maam 💂🏻♂️
MARK:
WHO TOOK A FAT SHIT IN
THE BATHROOM BC IT
WONT FLUSH
RENJUN:
im moving out.
MARK:
NO RENJUN PLS HELP
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Fanfiction"you should name ur child after us!!" "theres 23 of yall so how tf will i be able to?" a story where 23 dumbasses try helping their pregnant friend
