"FLEETWAY! FLEETWAY WHERE ARE YOU?!" Y/N hollered out, a ripped broken leash left in their hand, "FLEETWAY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, PLEASE COME BACK AND I'LL GET YOU SOME TREATS!"
A sonic boom blasted your eardrums, Y/N covered their ears with their hands. their hair being swept to the side becoming a mess as a yellow blur flew in front of them. "Well, whaddya know?" The lemon hedgehog smirking with his arms crossed. Y/N angrily dragged him by his collar back to their house, "You need to stop doing that, it genuinely worries me."
"Hmm, is that so?" Fleetway questioned. "That means I should do it more then! HAHAHAH!" Y/N dragged his collar harder, him now sitting in front of you. "You better not, I'm being serious!" Y/N pointed their finger at him in a scolding manner. Fleetway launched forward making himself levitate and bit their finger.
"OUCH!!!" Y/N yelped in pain, shaking him off right after.
Y/N stomped over to the mischievous little piss colored hedgehog and tied the ripped collar around him, then dragging him again. "Behave." That was all Y/N was gonna say to him for tonight, their eyebags were more visible as they gained a ton on their eyelids.
Lots of walking cuz Fleetway went off too far and Y/N chased after him lololol
Y/N waited for the door to click when they turned their key in the keyhole, taking the key out and grabbing the door knob and opening the door. They picked up the hedgehog and took him inside, closing the front door and locking it. They put the hedgehog down, and went for the kitchen.
Opening the cabinet, they reached for the bag of treats and unsealed it, grabbing a handful and calling for their pet to receive his undeserved treats. He quickly flew over and began devouring the treats sloppily. After finishing them in the blink of an eye, he licked your cheek. Y/N was too tired to react and told him, "I'm going to bed, come on." they mumbled tiredly.
"But I wanna play some more!" The yellow hedgehog protested, "You can play tomorrow, please don't cause me any more trouble. It's 3 AM in the morning Fleetway.." Fleetway smiled sinisterly, revealing his shark-like teeth, "What will you do to stop me? I'm out of your control!"
Y/N ran to open a drawer in their bedroom, grabbing a spray bottle. They began to spray the water at the disobedient hedgehog,
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Y/N lowered their hold of the bottle, "Now will you go to bed?"
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME LIKE THIS! GRAH- LET ME GO YOU!"
Y/N's eyes were burning in exhaustion, they grabbed the defeated screaming Fleetway with his arms swatting around and him squirming around in their hold. Y/N entered their bedroom, wanting to fall asleep at the sensation of the cold wooden floor touching the bottom of their feet.
Y/N climbed onto their bed, not letting go of Fleetway. They pulled their blanket over them, then Fleetway after putting him to the side right next to them. They began to pet him, hoping it would calm him down. Before the poor Y/N got the sleep they desperately needed, he asked:
"..Will I be able to play with Shadow and Sonic tomorrow?- ACTUALLY! I WILL!" He said, with a huge grin on his face.
"Fleetway, please. We can do this tomorrow, if you sleep now then it will come faster."
The swirls in his eyes began to become stronger in color,
"But I wanna have playtime NOW!"
Y/N grumbled, "Quit acting like a brat before I pour a whole bucket of water on you."
"Hmph, if that's your only way of getting me to "behave", you really are pathetic."
Y/N grabbed the bottle from their pocket, quickly turning the top and pouring all of the water inside right on Fleetway's face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!"
the end lol
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Pet Fleetway x Gender-Neutral!Reader oneshot
HumorSee how it's like to have the chaotic and destructive Fleetway The Hedgehog as your pet! But beware, taking care of this hedgehog certainly won't be an easy task. thumbnail art credit: shiliria on insta