D.E.J episode 5: Keeping Up with the Crew

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we go to the Ebrem dorm to see Dedede and Escargoon at the door with Dedede pressing the doorbell until Jonathan opened the door to let them in but Dedede was still ringing it until Escargoon pushed Dedede down saying

Escargoon: that's enough sire!

Jonathan: hey guys [sees Escargoon walk in realizing something] uh, Escargoon...

Dedede: hi Jonathan [walks backwards bending forward]

Jonathan: oh, hello Dedede [laughs until remembering Escargoon and goes to him] Escargoon, wait! put on the foot covering, I just waxed the floor

Escargoon: seems Ebrem and Lady Like are out today, alright [grabs the covering and puts it on]

Jonathan: thank you

Dedede: look, no hands! [pulls the covering on with his teeth until it was on with a weird scent to come out of it making Escargoon and Jonathan plug their noses]

Escargoon: oh man, that is not right

Dedede took a step forward only to slip and fall to the ground, he then tried to get up only to slip a bit catching himself on one of his feet and hands and when he got back up, he began to move around with his feet slipping on the ground with Escargoon and Jonathan seeing it then looked to each other saying

Escargoon and Jonathan: free style floor skate!

Jonathan: first one to the kitchen makes lunch

Escargoon: see ya!

Escargoon got a head start as Jonathan began skating towards the kitchen until Dedede came in bumping Jonathan onto his belly as he came over and as Escargoon got to the fridge and telling them he won, Dedede and Jonathan slammed into Escargoon onto the fridge, they then fell to the ground one by one, Dedede, Jonathan, Escargoon, Dedede then looked at his beak and said

Dedede: hey, a nose, I got a flat nose, and... [lifts it revealing a sticky note with words on it] someone wrote on it

Jonathan: oh, thank you, Ebrem and Lady Like have been...

Escargoon: let me see that! [snatches the note] it's from Lady Like, dear Jonathan, please clean the table, wash the windows and unclog the toilet, from Lady Like, P.S, Meta Knight left a job for you, see note 6A section E [looks around the kitchen seeing a bunch of notes everywhere] whoa! look at all these notes! [grabs a few while Dedede is playing with some] this ones from Ebrem, it says...

Jonathan: Escargoon! those are personal! [takes the sticky from Escargoon and looks at them and found the note from Meta Knight] oh no, Meta Knight wants me to mow the lawn, I detest mowing the lawn!

Escargoon: don't worry, moving the grass is simple, even Dedede can do it

Dedede: cause I'm simple!

we then go to the garage of the castle to see the D.E.J team there with Scratch and Grounder bored out of their minds with Escargoon saying

Escargoon: alright, let's see that mower, it better be good

Jonathan: I already know what will happen next [takes the tarp off revealing a push mower disappointing Escargoon]

Escargoon: what? that's an old push mower! it's easier to pull teeth then cut the... [comes up with an idea and looks to Dedede] oh sire

Dedede: yeah Escargoon?

Escargoon: doesn't that push mower look the wibble wacker from space leach 4?

Dedede: [thinks for a bit seeing it] yeah!

Escargoon[whispering]: attack the wibbles

Dedede: [raises his arm hitting Escargoon] the wibbles! [runs out of the garage pushing the push mower mowing the grass close to the ground] attack the wibbles!

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