I was 16 on my first date we were in the car trying to make small talk. "Do you like sherk? I ask "sherk is drek she says a jump at her I throtal her...
She grow wings it's the Gary god mother I throw a Poncho at her she use a spell to explode the car with me in it before that happens sherk jumps out to save me and he farts on the fairy. she can't take it she throws up and dies