BOJO would be walking in the park.. discussing his political plans against Putin and his war with Ukraine. " This man.. is a menace to our society! " he would continue to scoff on and talk trash about Putin.. whilst continuing to discuss political plans to demolish Putin.. Meanwhile with Putin.. he was in his office sat at his desk, scrolling through tinder on his phone.. suddenly.. a match? He goes to see..and it's.. BORIS JOHNSON?! He blushed intensely, shocked at this match. Putin had been on tinder for a while now, waiting to see if he can find his true love there. Back with Boris Johnson, His phone pinged.. Boris excused himself and left from his meeting only to see he matched with.. Putin?.. it shocked Boris intensely.. later on they'd be on a date in Paris..