Putin was sat at a dinner table in Paris, awaiting for Boris to Arrive.. he was incredibly nervous.. Suddenly, the door opened, Boris was here. He greeted Putin and sat down across from him. " Hello.. Boris~ " Said Putin flirtatiously trying to gain the attention from the other man. Boris responded with a sigh, simply disappointing Putin. " What May you like for.. Dinner? " He asked. Boris would groan " A crumpet and tea will do fine with me. " . Putin called over the waiter to tell his order. Soon the waiter left and it was just Putin and Boris. " How May you be? Putin.. " Said Boris. " Great. " he replied. " May we meet after you eat? " Putin asked after his statement. Boris Nodded and waited for his food to arrive. Five minutes later his tea and crumpet had arrived, Boris being a fancy tea boi munched on it. Putin stood up and waited outside in the rain.
Finally Boris had finished and went to meet Putin. " So, what May you need from me? "
