Let's spill some tea, shall we?! (chatfic)

What a joke!

UA group chat:

Unknown Number: You wanna find me?! 

Unknown Number: You really think you can find me?!

Unknown Number: Oh pff- Good luck! You really need it!

SexyAndIKnowIt: uhh guys? Should we stop them?

Vlad King: it's clear that the Villain has information about us!!

Unknown Number: Call me a villain and you shall be on my hit list! I got dirty things on you too. I can literally end your career, buddy!

Snipe: Oh no vladyy! You are on the bad Christmast list! Coal for u!!

All Might: Can someone please tell me what just happened?!

RG: you are starting to get to old.

Unknown Number: Starting? He is too old!

All Might: And you are not?

RG: You are already one foot in the grave, I won't heal you. Let's see how you like being six feet under!

Unknown Number: She got a point. All you have to do is hit you where you received that fatal wound a couple of years ago.

All Might: Wait, who's that.

Snipe: Someone we don't know.

Vlad King: Another chimera be careful with them! They managed to expose Nezu.

Thirteen: But it's worth it. 

Unknown Number: Let's face it! No one would admit it, but UA would be nothing but ashes without RG's help.

RG: Oh my! Finally someone who sees that.

Unknown Number: She's the real ruler of UA! Change my mind!

Nezu is online

Nezu: ... @Unknown Number you are good, I have to admit that much.

Unknown Number: You mean brilliant!

Nezu: Let's not overdo it.

Unknown Number changed their name to Demon

Demon: This is better!

Demon changed Nezu's name to ToyGoneWrong

Vlad King: so childish.

Demon changed Vlad King's name to NotTheKing

Demon: Well still better than being like a prick like you! No fun at all!

Demon changed Thirteen's name to H o l e

Demon: Might as well do the honor and give you all a name!

Demon changed Cementoss's name to HeartOfStone

LunchRush: Is that a lionheart reference-?

Hound Dog: Well it's not as if it isn't true. He can literally hide bodies and wouldn't care.

Snipe: Wait what?!

Hound Dog: Think about it! He would easily just get rid of them! The perfect crime plus his facial expression hardly ever changes! You could also call him Cold as Ice!

Snipe: Did you smoke something again?

Hound Dog: Not me personally... No just a student in my room. Also it's one of your students, Snipe.

Snipe: Why didn't you stop them?

Hound Dog: Well they seemed relaxed and I don't need people blowing up on me! @PowerLoader

Demon changed LunchRush name to NoWorldHunger

NoWorldHunger: thank you dear!

Ectoplasm: and there is still world hunger in this world..

NoWorldHunger: Shut up!!

Demon changed HoundDog's name to BrainWash

COCKatoo: I see no lie.

Demon changed snipe's name to PewPew

Demon changed Power Loader's name to BobTheBuilder

Pew Pew: @BobTheBuilder I can shoot better look at me! PEW PEW! XD

BobThe Builder: And I am so gonna create a new PEW PEW for you XD

Demon changed RG name to RulerOfUA

Vlad King: Nezu besides me is complaining.

Demon changed Ectoplasm's name to Copy&Paste

SexyAndIKnowIt: AND I TOLD SHO ABOUT IT BUT HE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

Demon changed All Might's name to NotHere

Demon: Well my job here is done. Till next time! Oh and @ToyGoneWrong you are welcome to keep trying to find me. In fact I CHALLENGE YOU TOO!

Demon went offline

Izuku's POV:

I looked at the group chat one last time before turning off my phone, the only thing bugging me from falling asleep right then and there was the insomnia and all the black coffee being held in my system.

I knew that black coffee as black as my soul was not the best for me but I live for that stuff and I really understood how Eraserhead or how I liked to call him CATerpillar could live on it. It was the best stuff you could get right next to caffeine tea!

So what did I do?

I surely didn't hack right into a heroes group chat.... No I would never do that.

So totally did that!