Seahawk: I love you, my dear Mermista, even more than arson
Mermista: Is that a good thing?
Seahawk, burning a ship and cackling manically: Yes. Yes, it is.
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Adora: You're being awfully quiet, Catra.
Catra, who found out about the hot tub: Nobody plans murders out loud.
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Catra, to Glimmer: I have terrible taste in women.
Glimmer: What happened?
Catra: She was trying to flirt with me, and she said "you have eyes".
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Bow: On the count of three, your favourite cake! One, two, three!
Bow and Glimmer, in unison: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, chocolate chunks!
Adora: Our turn - one, two, three-
Catra: what's cake
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Catra: Why are your tongues purple?
Glimmer: I had a red slushie. Bow had a blue.
Catra: oH
Catra: OH
Adora: you mean you mixed your slushies together?
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Adora: What do you call a fish without eyes?
Catra, googling it: Myxine Circifrons
Adora:
Adora: fsh
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Adora: Catra was banned from the chicken shop, so we had to go to McDonalds instead.
Catra: Why would they say "all you can eat" if they didn't mean it?
Adora: Catra, you ate a chair.
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Adora: Catra, can I have a sip of your water?
Catra: It's not water.
Adora: Vodka? Nice-
Catra: It's vinegar.
Adora: Wh- wha-
Catra: Vinegar, COWARD
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Adora: So, what do you do?
Catra: I work in genetic research and I'm trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Adora: That's impressive.
Catra: Then I'm moving on to Capricorn.
Adora: I- I'm a Capricorn-
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Catra: what's with the pentagram on the floor?
Adora: Your note said to satanize the house.
Catra: It said sanitize, Adora.
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Adora: Are you an "arr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" pirate?
Catra: I'm a "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate.
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Adora: Catra.. how do I describe her?
Glimmer: Depressed.
Bow: Apparently, she was caught trying to kill someone.
Entrapta, excited: She did it with a knife!
Scorpia: She tried to kill me with a knife. It was awesome.
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Rain's Compilation
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