break up

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4.5 and 5.5 got together after a long night of 'doing what numbers do' and decided to confront five.  He was sipping his butterbeer in the three broomsticks; the local pub.

"Eh 5 we need to talk", 4.5 pointed out, only making it more obvious that he was in fact Canadian "please?".  5 grimaced at the couple as he turned in his bar stool. He looked over the couple of decimals looking at him . . .

"I don't talk to no half-bloods", he looked back and started talking to eight, who had a very nice hourglass figure.

"He has an . . ." 5.5 got quieter and whispered in eight's ear "std" 5.5 winked at 8 and walked out with 4.5 on zes arm. 8 got up out of her chair and poured her butterbeer all over five and ran out crying, I guess it was too late . . .

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