The Takeover (Saints row Alternate universe)

Chapter 14

Shara: So what all happened in your simulation Zeke?

Zeke: Can we focus on killing the Zin and then get back to the ship.

Shara: Was just a question. How's V?

Zeke: V? 

Shara: Viola. My fucking girlfriend how is she?

Zeke: Fine. I still am surprised you are together. Considering Viola kissed and then rubbed her ass on me.

Shara: Well I mean before you "died" we were just gonna share you. What what the hell do you mean she kissed and rubbed her ass on you.

Zeke: I'm wondering what the fuck you mean by sharing me. And literally she did that.

Shara: Fucking bitch was supposed to wait.

Zeke: Now I'm even more confused. 

Shara: Yep your still a oblivious as ever.

Zeke: I'm still as badass as ever.

Zeke hit three Zin in the head with one pull of the trigger. But only because the distance and the fact two Zin were crouched.

Shara: Being a show off and a badass are two different things. 

Zeke: Blah blah. But seriously the fuck do you mean by share me.

Shara: You mean to tell me you don't remember that night?

Zeke: I remember getting drunk and high while watching a movie then us having a threesome.

Shara: Fucking lightweight.

Zeke: Hey! 

Shara: Me and Viola were just as drunk and we still remembered everything.

Zeke: Oh I'm sorry I was in a fucking simulation for six goddamn years living the same shit over and over so forgive me for not remembering something from six years ago..

Shara: Yeah yeah blame the simulation. Me you and Viola are going into a room and aren't leaving it for at least a week.

Zeke: We need food and water tho.

Shara: Don't care. You aren't leaving that room until me and Viola are finished with out six years of pent up lust.

Zeke: You could have just fucked eachother.

Shara: Eh dildos and strap ons aren't as good as the real thing.

Zeke: I feel worried.

Shara: You should. Cause we're gonna fuck you until your cock falls off.

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Matt: Johnny have you seen Zeke, Viola or Shara? Kinzie and Ben want to discuss the next move against Zinyak.

Johnny: Nope. But I'll make a bet with you. If I win you gotta make that laser sword a real weapon. But if I lose I'll watch all of Nyteblade with you. 

Matt: You will!?

Johnny: Only if you win the bet. 

Matt: Deal!

Johnny: Ok I bet that they are all in Zeke's room fucking each other's brains out.

Matt: Ok so I guess that in order for me to win they have to not be having sex.

Johnny: Correct.

Matt walked to Zeke's room and opened the door only to get a eyeful of Viola and Shara naked and then plasma shot at him from a alien pistol. Johnny walked up laughing at Matt who now had a burn mark on his scarf.