Chance Hub

gotta do this before anyone else does-

truth be told, moral doesn't watch squid game and doesn't really like k-dramas but wanted to see what would happen if i upload this

basically Days Union as squid game

anyways first game; red light green light

    Unstable would lose at green light red light because he twitches all the time(+ morale boost for orang man), and along comes Sorrowful, due to trembling as he cries from seeing a comrade die + the thought that he may die himself

now in terms of the Honeycome challange

    i feel like Unpredictable would probably lose, he is bipolar after all, assuming that he ends up having a "bad mood" and gets too rough with the dalgona

now this might sound a little weird but hear me out:

Dreadful: complaining like theres no tommorow
Macabre: OI [SHUT] THE [REDACTED] UP-
Accidentally breaks dalgona
*insert gunshot noise*

Dreadful: Insert intensely sweating guy meme

i can see Dreadful rushing to finnish and getting too rough to be honest

and maybe Radiant would get too nervous and also end up breaking his dalgona                 ouch

this leaves us with:
Emotionless
Benevolent
Scary
Grate
Dynamic
Practical

now for Tug of War

(just for clarification: these are all just based of my personal headcannons, but feel free to discuss in the comments!)

note: i'm not putting them into teams 'cause that uses too much brain power so it's just what i think would be a fair fight

i could see benevolent would losing against Dynamic because they all go through different training for each operative, so Bene- being a doctor- probably won't need to do as much strength training as the other operatives

Emotionless would win against practical, since even if practical is a stronk weapon maker emotionless is second in command and thus is probably more likely to have more physical strength than practical, even if only by a bit

the last pair is Scary and Great
now this is a tough choice due to them both probably having the strength of an ox
truth be told this fight feels too fair

unless we assume this is the time period where Great is being possesed by Gov and is most likely weakend and more vulnerable

moving on!
the marbles

note that our remaining competitors are:
Scary
Dynamic
and Emotionless

due to not having an even number of participants Dynamic gets a pass for this one

As for Emo and Scary

Hmmm

They're both probably really smart in canon but for this round Emo's gotta take the cake, as upon reading whats documented on green dude he's more level headed than most people and Scary is more fiesty and short-tempered, therefore probably slipping up and losing

now for the glass panels;

to be honest, i feel like they'd both pass. Emotionless most likely can recognize when glass has been tampered with and Dynamic has probably worked with glass before so this feels like fair fight.

anyways time for the most finalest of thest gamest

Squid Game

obviously in most situations Emo would win, probably from Dynamic self-sacrificing because "Emotionless is more important" "Emo is the second in command", but that'a borin' so get yer brains working and theorize!

who would truly win and why?

i'm more than eager to hear :)