kanye west x gru (features gordon ramsay and lady gaga 😍)

They meet once again

Kanye's POV
I finally got to my masters super-cave, on my pink tricycle. "Well hello, my little caterpillar. Have you completed the mission zaddy daddy assigned you?"
Tears rolled down my face.
"N-n-no m-master... i didn't have enough time... my broski drowned... Eddie weddie.."
"Well i guess i'll have to punish you kitten..."
i was terrified. i have no idea what he could do to me.
Suddenly, before he could do anything to me, boris Johnson saved the day and rolled over to us!
"Am i interrupting something?"
he said, but really he knew what was going on.
"no-"
"Boris pls leave you are interrupting actually."
Shit.
"Well i would like to tell you first that i know what you're about to do to kanye"
"Oh really. You want to join then? It could be a triangle"
"no actually it would be a square i got my mate Joe biden here"
Right. So boris has mates.
"Nah bro i'm not gonna be part of this"
Joe biden said, as he galloped off.
Ngl he looks kinda hot when he gallops.
"Well my sussy little baka, i see you have been a bit of an impostor today."
Daddy papi snifflekins master gru said, as i started to figure out where this is going, it's exciting.
"Enough of that, Kanye do you want to perhaps come with me and tell people about coronavirus"
Damn. that sound sick- but master gru will be so disappointed if his favourite little sussy minion left him.
"Nah im good bro"
I replied to his, inspirational suggestion.
"Alright then i'll get going-"
In the speed of light, Zaddy Gru roundhouse kicked Boris in the face, giving him an intense nosebleed.
"Well what was that for my g, you wanna square up?"
"Don't mess with me. Or my sugarboo."
Boris got super mad, standing up, putting his flabby arms out.
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later, he transformed into a roadman.
"My g i would fight you anywhere, but Tesco...mmmmhh tesco.... let's go man up by tesco init"
That was sus...
"I'm down bro"
Daddy Gru replied.