Grus surprise

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by midarislilslut

by midarislilslut

Gru pov:
We got home from the so called, end-of-fight party, and i went to the kitchen, to get a bandage for my nose. I went upstairs to my room, and my jaw dropped.
"zaddy daddy, your favourite little sussy minion wants so have fun"
kanye told me, in a flirty tone.
i was so excited.
"i don't" i replied
"b-b-but papi? kitten will be sad..."
"ok"
i loved him so much but that i jumped on the bed and started looking at his ankles. mmmmmm. i slowly grabbed him by the ankles, dragged him off the bed, and swung him. he fell down the stairs.
"oh my god daddy 🤪🤪"
he shouted.
"yes"
we then got changed into pjs and had a slumber party. we made some food; cookies, popcorn, ice cream, and loads more. we ordered pizza, and then chose a movie.
"what movie? 🥺 " he said.
"let's watch gacha life mini movie 😈"
"ok papi 🥰"
I scrolled on youtube to find the perfect one. after almost 69 minutes of scrolling, i found the perfect one. 'Alpha wolf in disguise as preppy princess 😍"
"zaddy this is perfect..." Kanye said to me.
He pulled his little 2'7 body up and sat on my shoulders. he started kicking his feet in the air.

"you doing sus. stop or i'll send you to tesco to get kidnapped "
"ok sowy zaddy" he said. but i've had enough.
"too bad BOZO" suddenly, sponge bob and putin appeared, armed with weapons, ready to kill 😱.
"don't mess with zaddy master gru 😈 "
they grabbed kanye by the ears and put him in a vegan, plastic free lidls bag. i watched what they were doing, very pleased. they took the kanye bag to a big truck and deported him to australia.

i felt really bad now that it's happened, so i went downstairs and drank some shampoo 🥰 Then, i grabbed my Mr incredible outfit and flew off to save my kitten. The journey was rough but i made it faster that my dad left (super fast).

Then, i got there and i saw my snifflekins laying there, crying as vladdy daddy fed him horse shit. I totally regret this.
"ZADDY UR BACK?!?" he squealed in delight.
"shut the fuck up before i nuke your mums house." said his evil kidnappers.
"SPONGEBOB I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BETTER PERSON. WHY WOULD YOU BETTAY ME LIKE THIS. FIRST YOU CHEATED ON ME, NOW YOURE TORTURING MY OLD BEST FRIEND?!? I TRUSTED YOU!!! I FORGAVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING. ITS THE END SPONGEBOB." Patrick star screamed his poor eyes out. "THE BABY WASNT GORDONS!! I PROMISE IT WAS YOURS AND MINE. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? HONEY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS" spongebob answered at the verge of tears. I realised this was the perfect time to escape this, unfortunate situation.
"come on my little peachy boo, let's get out before they do more harm to you, i couldn't stand watching you suffer." i whispered into his purple ear, bruised from the dragging. "ok can i pls just say goodbye to spongebob and wish him luck?"
"luck with what"
"winning the fight against his ex husband"
"alright hurry up"
i allowed him, hoping it would be fast.
"BYE SPUNCHBOP UWU"
"what the fuck was that bro"
"idk pls don't torture me anymore 😢 "
"ok"

we flew home, and tucked each other into bed. tomorrow was gonna be a big day.