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Humor

in which a fine young black woman mistakenly texts a pretty boy thinking it was her cousin ! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO NOR ITS CHARACTERS

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by kaqrzs

by kaqrzs

HOE GIMMIE SUM FROM THE STORE IM HUNGRY

***-(***)-0934

who are you.. and how yk i was at the store...🤨 yn are you not... solana..😦?

BYE WHAT IF YOU SOME OLD MAN TRYBNA KIDNAP ME

***-(***)-0934

aint that sza name 🤨???

AND BYE YOU TEXTED ME ???

I should be the one worried because YOU texted ME

*yn has named this user old man out for kids*

yeahhh aii bru

old man out for kids

bro change my NAME

IM NOT AFTER KIDS GET OFF MY CASE🙅🏻

so how old are you .

old man out for kids

im 17 turning 18 this year.

SAME FR OMG

whats your birthday mystery man ??

old man out for kids

july 23rd

and how would you know if i was a man..?

omh ARW YOU NOT A MAN ??

IM SOS ORRY

FOGIVE ME OMHG

old man out for kids

LMFAO

i am a man i just wanted to see you freak for a sec

LMAO that was funny

read 8:55 pm

wait dont leave me on read i aint even mean it that way fr!!

read 8:57 pm

i hope solana doesnt get you anything from the store.

read 9:00pm

[author speaking]

first chatfic kinda nervous

THE BEGINNING IS CHOPPY BRO IGNORE THAT