wrong number - s.uchiha

meet n greet

konoha's biggest trolls

naruto.
why sb knockin on my door cuh? 😭

sasuwasu
mf we know we are literally on the couch with you ??
like what ..

y/n
open da dooorrr

sasuwasu
HUH?
NO WAY
WAIT

naruto.
lmao this nigga panicking 😂😂🫵.

sasuwasu
i look crazy
omg.

kashi
imma js.. get the door...

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AS THE DOOR OPENED YOU SAW

kakashi's tall figure looming over you, like being next to this nigga always made you feel extra short for no apparent reason.. like cmon bffr

"can you like move so i can get inside unc?" you said pursing your lips he rolled his eyes and stepped out the way so you can come in. now walking into this house and seeing absolutely nobody is not what you had expected , so you turned to kakashi with an raised brow and asked where everyone was at cause lord knows you don't play that surprise party stuff pop out the wrong way might get decked right in your shit

"man i dont know, i dont keep up with them." at this point you were just following him until we got in the living room and there they was, tryna hide like you can't see them and shit "i can see you naruto..." you side while stepping out from behind kakashi
you were wearing slightly baggy pink sweatpants with a white crop top and a beanie

"BESTIEEE I MISSED YOU AND I LOVE U SO MUCHHHHHH" naruto yelled while tryna give you a hug, now one thing you didn't expect for for this nigga to be this tall.. johnny in the beanstalk lookin ass like cmon now.

after swerving his hugged you had asked where sasuke was cause apparently he just vanished into thin air. "he's in my room , cmon imma take you to him" naruto said quickly recovering from the fact that you just swerved his hug — i mean besties dont do that. he felt very betrayed.

after saying hi to everyone else (including his FINEEE ass parents) you followed him upto his room and he shoved you in the room and closed the door after yelling a quick 'have fun' and rushing down the stairs. the first thing you noticed was the BIG ASS FOX sittin on his bed watching the boondocks.. so naturally you want upto it and started talking, you didnt know why i mean its not like you expected it to talk back.. but knowing naruto it probably can "hi.. whats ur name" you said sittin awkwardly stiff on the bed.

the fox didn't answer—as expected. but someone else did.. "do you really expect him to talk back y/n" making you whirl around so quick you would've swore you got whiplash
and guess who you saw ? well sasuke sexy ass obviouslyyy anyways
there he was standing in all his glory in a compression shirt and basketball shorts with his ethika's peakin out slightly from the bottom
NOW you did not know this man played basketball and if u did.. i dont know but hey lets js wrap ts up quickly!

"you look good" you blurted out because he did, were you suppose to lie or something?
he snorted and said "dont act like you wasnt talkin crazy over the phone.. im here now, wassup?" he said furrowing his eyebrows with a scowl

"nigga you do not want smoke forreal."

"says who?"

"says ME"

it was silent for a few seconds after that til' yall just started laughin for no apparent reason.

"gimmie a huggg" sasuke said with a big smile on his face. you rolled your eyes and literally jumped on him causing him to stumble before gaining his balance again.

"manee you teww damn big to be jumping on people like that , hermosa." now you woulda been cheesin at the nickname but this hefty trash bag built ass nigga just called you big.. "nigga stop playin right now befo i do sum shit." you said furrowing your eyebrows.

sasuke just laughed and ignored your threat , laying you on the bed and cuddling you.
"nigga you smell like outside, why is you all up on me?" you said makin a stank face.
"mmtch shut up and love me, damn." he said snuggling into your stomach

(kaqrzs speaking!)

guys i wrote the top part like ... weeks ago so idk man but yeah and idk but simce school stsrted for me we goin go into the school part of this book soon ya feel ? so mhm yeah