wrong number - s.uchiha

oh!

you were sittin on facetime with sasuke when he was going home after his football scrimmage. mind you his hair is still very much red & now he just looks like a period blood clot and he needs to go back to his midnight blue immediately.

"sasuke u look like my bloody tampon.." you said with a frown on ur face.. at first you was just tryna be nice but red definitely doesn't look good on everyone.

"kill yourself please."

"sasuke dont say that , thats mean!" you said, frown getting deeper.

"you right , im sorry baby." he said briefly glancing down at his phone while walking into a corner store. now he knew you started acting up when he called you 'baby' its just something about the way he says it..

shuffling around in your bed, you heaved a sigh and just shaked your head.

"sasu you're so pretty."

"you're projecting." he said while grabbing a blue calypso and chips, going up to the front and paying. lately he's been mad distant but you haven't really thought anything about since school is starting back up soon & he needs to focus on other things.

the rest of sasuke's walk home was pretty much silent with a couple of small talk here snd there. he finally got home after 15 minutes and the sound of un beso by aventura blaring and nearly breaking the damn sound barrier broke you out of your thoughts.

"HAY UNA MUJERRR" you heard two voices scream out somewhere from the other side of the phone.

"QUE DOMINA MIS SENTIDOS CON SÓLO TOCAR MI PIELL" you heard the same two voices again.. you looked at the screen to see sasukes expression and he looks like he constipated so you just goin assume he tryna hold in his laughter and sneak upstairs to his room.

"y como a mí también" sasuke muttered moving his heading to the beat a little, momenta pausing his stride.

"SASUKE!! ENTRA AQUÍ, SÉ QUE ESTÁS EN CASA !!" you heard a feminine voice and a low groan from sasuke. i mean theres no way outta this one so you iust goin sit and enjoy the show.

as sasuke walked into the kitchen you heard two collective gasps

"dios mío, tu pelo!!" the voices you now recognize as itachi & mikoto said simultaneously. "goodness me , you look like a bloody tampon sasuke!" his mother said in a shrilly voice.

"sasuke what the fawk.." itachi said staring at his hair in pure disgust. "oh , no , hermano this looks HORRIBLE" itachi said now with horror painted on his face.

by now you were a cackling mess , bonnet sliding off , gasping for air kinda mess.

"look like you just got squirted on by a girl on her period." itachi said snickering.

"itachi! ve a ayudarle a lavar eso!" his mother said ushering both of them out of her kitchen. "mmtch, mami why do i gotta help him? he did that shit on his own" itachi said slightly scowling at sasuke.

mann this was gonna be a longg night.

(kaqrzs speaking!)

school has been very.. stressful.. go read my gojo book though ! 😍😍😜😜☝🏽☝🏽 and my other sasuke book. k toodles