The man with a beard walked to The store And he bought A cake With iceing that said Herbert is nice . And so this man called Herbert thought Of his mom and so he bought it for her Funeral Oh god he said help her Then god Gave him something very important That said I see you love me And then He went to the zoo To buy a monkey And the monkey costs freaking one million so he Stole the monkey And took it home to eat His mouse. And the monkey started to throw up And then drink the mouse blood Oh god said Herbert Then Herbert slapped the monkey Then Herbert felt bad so he got the monkey an iPod And he downloaded Sam smith for him He said he liked it And Herbert smiled Oh Jesus this is getting cray cray said Herbert Then the monkey smashed the iPod on he floor and smiled evilly Herbert started crying and someone walked in and asked him why he's crying and Herbert said My monkey smashed the iPod on the floor and ate my chicken nuggets and then Herbert looked up and saw that the person he was talking to was SAM SMITH And Herbert's mouth went like 😟 (including the eyebrows) and Herbert screamed Oh god it's him it's him. Sing for me he said And then Sam smith sang his song called I've told you now And Herbert clapped, smiling like this 😁 And then he said wow Sam your so talented and Sam said Awe thank you so much So Herbert took Sam to the pub. And then He bought Sam a nice drink and said Would you like a cherry Sam said sure that would be nice So Herbert bought Sam a cherry that costed 10 pounds And Herbert said HOLY SHIAT. hahah. Sam laughed And said that most be one hella cherry And Herbert agreed So Herbert said lets go to McDonald's And Sam said im on a diet And Herbert said "are you kidding me."Sam said well yes gotta get rid of this casue a guy called Howard made me seem so fat Then Herbert said don't listen to Howard he's a hater 😡 AND EAT A HAMBURGER Sam said Yas batch And Herbert's monkey poked Sam And he showed him a pice of poo And Sam said Ew. What's your name little monkey The monkey smiled evily again, and said in a scary voice "mY nAME iS cHICKEN nUGGET" Sam cried and ran out he obviously got scared And chicken nugget ran after him with his face like 😮 Sam said GET away But chicken nugget hugged him and kissed his cheek And said I love you Sam said okay you seem nice And the monkey smiled Haha said Sam. Your cute And the monkey jumped on Sam Sam ran again Then Herbert saw monkey And Herbert said noooo get back As he ran And the monkey smiled evily Oh shit said Herbert. Then chicken nugget jumped on Herbert's face And scratched his eyes Herbert was blind. Sam took Herbert to the Hospital
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The adventures of Herbert and the evil monkey
HumorThere's an evil monkey called chicken nugget. And sam smith is involved and there's a guy called Herbert it gets crazy. Next chapter in a few days
