The adventures of Herbert and the evil monkey

Disneyland

They finally arrive at the mall. And Sam said let's check Burberry And Herbert said okay let's go They go in and Sam spots a nice shirt but it's not in Herbert's size So he puts it back and walks over to Herbert to see what he is doing. Herbert was looking for his size in a bright red suit and Sam said wow. No no no started laughing that's abit much Then Herbert said Sam, I'm buying this and I don't care what you say Sam said wow okay. With wide open eyes. So he went to top man And then herbert went to go buy the suit He bought it and he went to look for Sam to catch the next train to the party But Sam was no where to be found and Herbert got worried He found Sam in the kids section wispering to a yellow kid. From Simpsons it was obviously a toy And Sam looked up at Herbert and stopped whispering and acted like nothing happened but Herbert asked Sam what was he doing and Sam said Well this kind young man told me that I'm white and not yellow so I had to tell him he's sick Herbert started laughing his head off and said Sam that's just a toy what is your problem? And Sam screamed at Herbert that the toy is really mean and Herbert slapped Sam and said SHH WE ARE IN A STORE!! Then. Justin bieber called them and said your seven hours late And they both screamed and said HOLY SHIT and then they both grabbed their suits and ran really fast to change into them then onto the train They finally got suited up. And arrived. But Justin said. That they had to sing. For his dead frog Then Sam said why do we have to sing for your freaking DEAD frog? Justin was crying and went to his room that was 2000 feet wide and long and HIGH Sam followed him and once he saw the room he said WOAHHH!! HOW DO YOU AFFORD THISS?? And Justin just ignored him Herbert walked in and was like Sam. 👀. We gotta ask him for money and Sam ignored Herbert and sat next to Justin and hugged him Justin said man. I'm straight 😁 smiled awkwardly and walked to his bathroom to fix his hair Then Sam looked shocked and looked at Herbert with wide eyes And said. I think Justin feels weird around me Then Herbert said no he doesn't Herbert done his best to comfort Sam so he took. Him to Disney land the day after Herbert done his best to comfort Sam so he took. Him to Disney land the day after And Sam said Herbert why did you do this? And Herbert shrugged and said Well. ITS DISNEYLAND MAN And Sam laughed and hugged Herbert and then ran to the rides Herbert said WOW THEYRE REALLY TALL. Sam agreed but didn't care and ran to the biggest rollercoaster and got in line Herbert fainted And Sam rushed over to him So he called the ambulance And the ambulance splashed water on Herbert really cold water SAM SAID YAS BATCH HES BACK And Herbert slapped Sam and Sam said really. And Herbert said yes. Really. They started laughing so hard they got kicked out of Disneyland Then Herbert got mad and started punching people And the security guard got him Herbert was about to go to jail when Sam came to the rescue!! !!!